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  • KILLER202
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2006
    • 31

    #16
    Re: Most Embarassing Moments

    mine is when i was riding my bike got my shoelace stuck rolled a few time then was stuck for a while,then i just backpedaled.
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    • Magnum13
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2006
      • 311

      #17
      Re: Most Embarassing Moments

      years ago, when I was sledding, I got up and I was a bit dazed, and I just stood there, then a sled hit me, I flew up in the air and landed on a sled with 2 girls on it. EDIT: and I landed on the girls' heads!!!
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      • darklordsarumon9
        FFR Veteran
        • Feb 2005
        • 1777

        #18
        Re: Most Embarassing Moments

        Originally posted by sammo123
        u have swimming in gym wierd w/e lol
        Most schools do...I do.
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        i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
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        • meiloyn
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2007
          • 291

          #19
          Re: Most Embarassing Moments

          Originally posted by Ruu
          Not to embarrassing, but after swimming in gym. I didn't notice that when I was changing, water leaked onto my pants. To my luck, it landed on the crotch area, and started spreading down the leg of my jeans. It looked like I took a huge leak in my pants. I didn't notice until class was over. Being the wuss I am, I went to the office, called my parents, who brought me a spare change. Unfortunately, I had to sit through a whole period before I could change. I felt like more of a loser than I already am.
          That must have been embarrassing.

          But at least you have a swimming pool at your school. I wish we had one.

          Because I love swimming better than any other physical activity. Plus a public swimming pool like that allows you to look at shirtless guys and get away with it.
          My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

          Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
          Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
          Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
          Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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          • jamuko
            FFR Player
            • Jan 2004
            • 1083

            #20
            Re: Most Embarassing Moments

            Originally posted by meiloyn
            When I made a fool of myself during a volleyball game today.

            I hate volleyball. It's just as bad as football. It hurts my fingers, damnit!
            Finally, someone else who had this problem.

            Serving was the death of me. After having to do it many times repeatedly in class, my whole thumb got hugely swollen up and purple. It hurt like the dickens to keep serving with it like that, and I tried showing my teacher, but she didn't care (thought I must have been doing it wrong or something, when clearly I was doing it exactly as I was supposed to).

            So glad I never have to take P.E. again.
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            • blargherness
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2005
              • 624

              #21
              Re: Most Embarassing Moments

              What is this, the 5th 'most embarrassing moments' topic?
              Either way...I've had quite a few accidents on my bicycle that could go under one of those stupid 'pwned' videos, but no one was around during any of the spills so it wouldn't be classified as embarrassing. Just...never wear baggy pants when your bicycle gears are unprotected. Or whenever you are biking.
              Actually, I don't get embarrassed easily. I just get into embarrassing situations. Seriously, if you are getting laughed at, just laugh. The truth is it probably was very funny.
              Oh one event pops out at me, though. Have you ever gotten so much gas that it feels like your intestines are going to rupture if you don't do something about it? Well I had been feeling like that all day. It was near the end of the school day and I was in english class. Of course we were doing some silent reading, and I had to cough terribly bad. I coughed and BAM, flatulence that was loud enough to echo all around the room burst its way into the ears of all my fellow classmates, and some of the ears of the classmates in the next class over. It was one of those times when everyone stares at you, then somebody says something along the lines of 'Jesus Christ was that you?', then the guys break out into laughter while the girls give each other disgusted and disturbed looks. Remember: if everyone knows it was you, admit it.

              Well that was quite a rant.

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              • pntballa18
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2005
                • 3357

                #22
                Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                That was purely awesome

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                • LovelySwimAngel
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 76

                  #23
                  Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                  Originally posted by meiloyn
                  When I made a fool of myself during a volleyball game today.

                  I hate volleyball. It's just as bad as football. It hurts my fingers, damnit!
                  I dislocated my pinky at volleyball summer camp in '04. :] Very fun. It is still giving me problems.

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                  • Ian Rook
                    FFR Player
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 1

                    #24
                    Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                    That many people heard that? That's... I'm lost for words on that one.

                    Anyways... mine... in 5th grade... the darn button couldn't come undone and I ended up wetting myself. I had to go through the whole day smelling like pee, because I couldn't get a spare pair of pants, and everyone stayed away from me for the entire day...

                    And there was one day where I went to school that I found out at the end of the day that I had worn my cousin's shorts (who is several years younger than me) to school. So you can imagine some kid wearing shorts that are way to small for him walking around school.

                    And there was the time I wore my boxers over my boxers, I was tired and somehow a pair of my boxers ended up in my shorts drawer... God... I'm glad only my mom noticed at home.

                    Well that's all I'm telling you guys... I think I probably told you too much.

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                    • Pichu_XP
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 950

                      #25
                      Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                      8th grade graduation party, I had to dance with a teacher. That was probably the only bad thing that has ever happened to me and it isn't that bad. Considering that half of the other boys in the class had to dance with her as well.

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                      • meiloyn
                        FFR Player
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 291

                        #26
                        Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                        Originally posted by jamuko
                        Finally, someone else who had this problem.

                        Serving was the death of me. After having to do it many times repeatedly in class, my whole thumb got hugely swollen up and purple. It hurt like the dickens to keep serving with it like that, and I tried showing my teacher, but she didn't care (thought I must have been doing it wrong or something, when clearly I was doing it exactly as I was supposed to).

                        So glad I never have to take P.E. again.
                        I never bother serving because I'm bad at aiming. But I hate bouncing high shots back because it crushes my other fingers. Rather, my finger-friendly method of playing volleyball is to catch the ball, and THEN throw it. It's probably against the rules, but I'd much rather break sports rules then have my fingers snapped off.

                        I want hockey back. It was the only sport I actually liked.
                        My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

                        Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
                        Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
                        Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
                        Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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                        • sylvia_black
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 69

                          #27
                          Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                          I was in Biology 101 and we were doing something with highly dangerous chemicals (no idea what we were doing at the time) and the professor had just got done lecturing us on safety. I was elected to go get my table's vials of acid and... hold on, you need to also know what I was wearing at the time... A long skirt and "healed" boots... ANYway. Half way to my destination my ankle wobbles, as I'm not used to wearing them yet (new shoes I was only wearing because I had somewhere formal to be later).

                          I know you are expecting me to say that I fell on my a**, but it was so much more then that...

                          No, I stabilized and continued on a little shaken, clutching my vials making sure no one had seen. Nope, no one saw. And just as I turned my head to check behind me it happens again. I stabilize, but do not take into consideration a lone chair to my left. I do trip on that.

                          Laddies and gentlemen... I don't think there has ever been a more graceful or graceless moment in my life. I yell "SH*T" very loudly as my knees hit cement, landing so hard that I put two holes in my skirt as I slide. My face goes white as I glide across that floor at least four feet. The vials are held away from my body as I steadily come to a stop in the middle of the class, cool as a cucumber; the class utterly, deafeningly silent. I get up like nothing happened, wander over to my group and no one says a freak'n word. lol I saved the vials but my knees hurt like a bi@tch.

                          I threw those shoes away along with the skirt, and I remember that moment whenever I shoe shop now.

                          Bagel.

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                          • acknerr
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 551

                            #28
                            Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                            I was at the driving range with some friends one time, and my driver head broke off during a swing and sailed for nearly 100 yards. Everybody had to stop while I had to fetch it and I knew everyone was just staring. Longest 30 seconds of my life.

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                            • meiloyn
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 291

                              #29
                              Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                              Ah, yes, here's another dreaded moment. It wasn't an embarassing moment, but rather a painful moment.

                              I was wearing new sandals, and I was crossing the street. No a car was not coming. I ran across the street like I always do, and my sandals slipped against the road, and I fell. Most of the damage went to my right arm, and it ached whenever I lifted it for a week.

                              The reason why I slipped was because the soles on the sandals were smooth. I usually wear sandals and shoes with deeper soles.

                              I never wore those sandals ever again.

                              ~*~

                              Sylvia Black: Weren't you allowed to wear men's dress shoes and pants to this formal occasion?
                              My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

                              Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
                              Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
                              Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
                              Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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                              • Circturate
                                FFR Player
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 1

                                #30
                                Re: Most Embarassing Moments

                                HMM. Two moments i think:
                                1. my friend ben has this soft spot behind his ear and he gets a little "shock" whenever we touch it, so we waited for him to take a piss, then poked him HARD behind each ear! He look like he was being electrocuted and turned around and pissed on the guy next to him... my Geometry teacher! well, we all just bolted the hell outtta there and my friend hhad to stay and apologize to the teacher.... and it was awkard as hell next time we saw em...

                                2. sat on gum. it looked like i was wiping my ass through my pants for 10 minutes straight.
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