If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

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  • derant
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2005
    • 8

    #31
    Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

    you will be involved in a tragic accident with some vasoline, a banana, and some duct tape
    "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."

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    • akuma696
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2005
      • 116

      #32
      Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

      while trying to perform autoerotic asphyxiation you get the chair you are standing on kicked out from under you. As you are being strangeled by the rope around your neck the killer proceeds to gut you gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon and just as you are about to succumb to suffocation he slits your throat and your body weight makes your head detach from your body.

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      • meiloyn
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2007
        • 291

        #33
        Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

        You will shoot yourself when you realise that nearly half the people have already been killed in several different, painful ways. Better to die of your own accord, right?
        My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

        Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
        Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
        Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
        Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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        • -Live_Free-
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2007
          • 578

          #34
          Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

          The cat will grow 10xs its size and eat you


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          • meiloyn
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2007
            • 291

            #35
            Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

            You will be played with, raped, tortured, and eventually killed by a crazy, psychotic fangirl who wants to have a baby with your looks.

            Oh yeah, and she steals an extra sample of your semen for a potential second baby.
            My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

            Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
            Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
            Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
            Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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            • andy-o24
              Married Man
              • May 2006
              • 1527

              #36
              Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

              The Mods will shoot you because of the bump.
              Originally posted by hi19hi19
              Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

              When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

              Originally posted by Shashakiro
              Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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              • FRANKKK
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 1802

                #37
                Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                you will go swimming and forget to come up for air and drown.



                Full combo's: 230
                AAA's: 75
                Latest AAA: Lesson.
                Best AAA: Firestorm.
                GameWhore Clan
                "Team Mom's Been Whoring" hahaha.

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                • thepondermatic
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 73

                  #38
                  Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                  You will play Multi-player against a level one player on Trip to the Moon, but because you aren't paying attention, the song starts before you're ready and you lose. The loss drops you to level 10 and you kill yourself in shame and frustration.
                  MAX is my homie.

                  Originally posted by SulferDragon
                  I wish someone would quote me in their sig.

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                  • meiloyn
                    FFR Player
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 291

                    #39
                    Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                    You become eager to try out your new rifle, only to find out that it backfires and kills you.
                    My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

                    Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
                    Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
                    Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
                    Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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                    • meno_rocks123
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2324

                      #40
                      Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                      you will eat a pie, and your old age will overcome you. But that will not stop you from finishing your pie so you become undead

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                      • kevins_bebe
                        FFR Player
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 135

                        #41
                        Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                        you will die from playing too much ffr =] just kidding.
                        you will die from a killer eating monkey

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                        • darklordsarumon9
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1777

                          #42
                          Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                          Boating Accident.
                          In November.
                          Originally posted by Choofers
                          i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
                          Originally posted by cetaka
                          whats namine like in person

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                          • kevins_bebe
                            FFR Player
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 135

                            #43
                            Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                            you'll die from an alien

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                            • DarkManticoreX2
                              TWG Overlord
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 7355

                              #44
                              Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                              Tied down to a chair, at 12:00 when the sun is in the perfect position, an evil doctor will place a magnifying glass over your head. The concentrated heat rays wll burn through your skull and slowly disintegrate your brain.
                              AAA's = 800

                              Originally posted by V
                              Manti, I apologize for insulting you. Let the record show that I am a prickass douche, and not only that, but that I am a terrible player.

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                              • darklordsarumon9
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 1777

                                #45
                                Re: If the above person was in an horror movie, how would he/she die?

                                There will be a FFR Subscriber battle and Neonatrias will eat your brain off.
                                Originally posted by Choofers
                                i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
                                Originally posted by cetaka
                                whats namine like in person

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