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  • Billydude
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2006
    • 880

    #121
    Re: The Riddle Thread

    nvm.

    Originally posted by Chrissi
    If you eat a pizza it does not give you the urge to fly a kite.
    Originally posted by beaner692
    What if Billy talked to her? hes irrisistable

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    • darkdieuguerre
      FFR Player
      • Dec 2006
      • 32

      #122
      Re: The Riddle Thread

      Originally posted by T3hDDRKid
      Yup! I'm out of them for now, other than getting more off the internet, which is kind of like cheating. I'm sure I'll remember more.

      I've got a math problem, however! It's both harder and easier than it should be -.-

      [the square root of X^2] - X = 6

      If anybody has a better way to write that, let me know.
      x is negative 3.

      You have four pencils of the same length arranged so it looks like a plus sign. (otherwise known as + ).

      Moving only one pencil, make a square.
      Last edited by darkdieuguerre; 02-3-2007, 03:51 PM.
      If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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      • xjohnieboyx
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2006
        • 1630

        #123
        Re: The Riddle Thread

        I am 5 digits long

        I am divisible by 3 and 9, but not 6

        My digits add up to 27

        When my first and last digits are added, you will
        get a multiple of seven.

        My lowest digit is 3

        If you add up my second and fourth digits, you get 10

        No number is used more than once

        On the left of the comma, the numbers from left to
        right decrease by 1. On the right of the comma, the numbers
        increase by 3.

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        • EI_Tizzy
          FFR Player
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Aug 2006
          • 942

          #124
          Re: The Riddle Thread

          darkdieuguerre:

          You pick up a pencil and draw the square. Good one, took me awhile

          xjohnieboyx:

          The answer is 54,369... ps if u can divide a number by 9, it is automatically divisible by 3 silly. And not much of a riddle really.

          Edit: FORGOT MY RIDDLE OMG!

          I once knew this guy who was so addicted to smoking, he would take the used up butts of 7 cigarettes, mash them together, and make a new cigarette to smoke. If you gave my friend 49 cigarette butts, how many 'new' cigarettes will be smoked?
          Last edited by EI_Tizzy; 02-3-2007, 06:01 PM.
          Only at the FFR Quidditch World Cup...
          Originally posted by flipsta_lombax
          After poop, it seems like all the places are filled. Awesome.
          Originally posted by Breedwell
          Norway is going to rape. Seriously.
          Originally posted by rzr
          They're too expensive. Like your English hookers. Cost too much. Stick to good 'ol fashion cheap hookers. We offer them in Sweden too ^^

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          • Icewolf195
            FFR Player
            • Jan 2007
            • 35

            #125
            Re: The Riddle Thread

            Eight i believe. (If you take the butts from the 7 cigarettes he made, he would have another)
            Reverse for life!

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            • arabianfire
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2006
              • 8

              #126
              Re: The Riddle Thread

              here's a riddle I read in the french version of LOTR, but I'll write in in english.

              I am a chest with no lock or key, and inside of me you will find a golden treasure. what am I?


              (you've all seen one before.)

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              • T3hDDRKid
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2006
                • 754

                #127
                Re: The Riddle Thread

                A refridgerator? With a light inside?


                What work can a writer never quite finish?


                Also, what English word sounds the same after you take away four of its five letters?

                Stole this one from the internet: How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?


                Originally posted by Icewolf195
                Eight i believe. (If you take the butts from the 7 cigarettes he made, he would have another)
                Please explain this better, I instantly came up with seven and must be missing something.
                Last edited by T3hDDRKid; 02-3-2007, 07:15 PM. Reason: Because wtf, 8?
                Originally posted by MalReynolds
                it just goes with what I said

                what brought this country together?

                desegregation

                we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

                let's start with baseball

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                • seltivo
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 38

                  #128
                  Re: The Riddle Thread

                  no, not a fridge. keep thinking !

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                  • seltivo
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 38

                    #129
                    Re: The Riddle Thread

                    i know the answer!!!! here's a hint. INSIDE the fridge.

                    here's one:
                    noone wants one, but once you have it, you dont want to loose it.

                    What is it?

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                    • T3hDDRKid
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 754

                      #130
                      Re: The Riddle Thread

                      A Twinkie? [to the fridge one]

                      Originally posted by seltivo
                      here's one:
                      noone wants one, but once you have it, you dont want to loose it.
                      Umm.. A girlfriend? Ooh! Herpes! Because losing it would be equal to giving it to somebody. Um.. A date to Prom? They're expensive, but you don't want to get stood up. Whoa.. It's all connected.. You went to Prom with your girlfriend and got herpes! [sorry for the off-topic]
                      Last edited by T3hDDRKid; 02-3-2007, 07:32 PM.
                      Originally posted by MalReynolds
                      it just goes with what I said

                      what brought this country together?

                      desegregation

                      we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

                      let's start with baseball

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                      • T3hDDRKid
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 754

                        #131
                        Re: The Riddle Thread

                        I get the feeling that's wrong >.<

                        What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

                        If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling the truth or a lie? [careful on that!]
                        Originally posted by MalReynolds
                        it just goes with what I said

                        what brought this country together?

                        desegregation

                        we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

                        let's start with baseball

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                        • seltivo
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 38

                          #132
                          Re: The Riddle Thread

                          "everything I tell you is a lie" is a lie; only some of the things you tell me are

                          and a towel will get wetter and wetter the more it dries: When its dry, you use it and it will get wet again

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                          • T3hDDRKid
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 754

                            #133
                            Re: The Riddle Thread

                            Well done on both counts. My previous ones are still unanswered:

                            Originally posted by T3hDDRKid
                            What work can a writer never quite finish?


                            Also, what English word sounds the same after you take away four of its five letters?

                            Stole this one from the internet: How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
                            Originally posted by MalReynolds
                            it just goes with what I said

                            what brought this country together?

                            desegregation

                            we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

                            let's start with baseball

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                            • EI_Tizzy
                              FFR Player
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 942

                              #134
                              Re: The Riddle Thread

                              Arabian Fire, it's an egg.
                              Only at the FFR Quidditch World Cup...
                              Originally posted by flipsta_lombax
                              After poop, it seems like all the places are filled. Awesome.
                              Originally posted by Breedwell
                              Norway is going to rape. Seriously.
                              Originally posted by rzr
                              They're too expensive. Like your English hookers. Cost too much. Stick to good 'ol fashion cheap hookers. We offer them in Sweden too ^^

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                              • T3hDDRKid
                                FFR Player
                                • Jun 2006
                                • 754

                                #135
                                Re: The Riddle Thread

                                ... I feel dumb. Then again, chests aren't quite the shape of an egg. Unless we're talking about.. oh, dear.
                                Originally posted by MalReynolds
                                it just goes with what I said

                                what brought this country together?

                                desegregation

                                we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

                                let's start with baseball

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