The Riddle Thread

[tsugomaru]

Re: The Riddle Thread

I want to post one.

Alright.

A man was found dead in a phonebooth with a fish. The glass in the phonebooth is broken, he is bleeding, and the phone is not off. How did he die?

By the way, if you say he died by bleeding to death, you are incorrect.

~Tsugomaru

[acknerr]

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Did he get hit with the fishbowl?

[Magniris]

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I bet he was talking on the phone with someone. He'd just caught a big fish, and wanted to tell someone about it. When they asked how big it was, he instinctively stretched his arms out to say something like, "Oh, about 3 feet long". Being in a telephone booth, the sides restricted him, but maybe he was so excited that he threw his arms out forcefully, cutting his arms apart, and killing him.

[tsugomaru]

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You got it Magniris. =[

Alright.

A man walks into a resturant and orders a pigeon. He eats the pigeon and leaves the resturant and kills himself. Why did he kill himself?

~Tsugomaru

[flamingspinach]

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A long time ago he was stranded on a desert island with his wife and they split up to find food but he lost track of her and more than a week later he found some carrion lying around that he thought was a pigeon and ate it but then years later after escaping without ever finding his wife he discovers that the pigeon he ordered tasted nothing like the pigeon he ate on the desert island and so he must have eaten the remains of his wife so he gets depressed and kills himself.

ps it was originally an albatross, stop making such horribly lame riddles >_>

[tsugomaru]

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I'm sorry, these are the best ones I have. =\

You got it.

~Tsugomaru

[zhul4nder]

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Heh. This little riddle I made myself.

There was a man whose wife cheated on him. He got so angry that he pushed her down a cliff and ripped her body into pieces. Where is this man?

[tsugomaru]

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Bottom of the cliff?

~Tsugomaru

[OldTimer]

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Bottom o' cliff.

[Izzy-chandess]

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IT depends on where it lands. If it lands on sharp, jagged rocks, he would be at the top of the cliff. There, the body would be ripped into pieces. Of course he could also have had jackals, wolves, blah blah blah...

But he can also be at the bottom of the cliff. He could have pushed her down, climbed down the cliff, and shredded her with a chainsaw or some-such nonsense. It all depends on what is down there. Nothing, sharp jagged rocks, spikes of metal protruding from the ground... It could be both, logically.

[SethSquall]

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You got it Magniris. =[

Alright.

A man walks into a resturant and orders a pigeon. He eats the pigeon and leaves the resturant and kills himself. Why did he kill himself?

~Tsugomaru

A long time ago he was stranded on a desert island with his wife and they split up to find food but he lost track of her and more than a week later he found some carrion lying around that he thought was a pigeon and ate it but then years later after escaping without ever finding his wife he discovers that the pigeon he ordered tasted nothing like the pigeon he ate on the desert island and so he must have eaten the remains of his wife so he gets depressed and kills himself.

ps it was originally an albatross, stop making such horribly lame riddles >_>

How in blue cheese, would you get that answer from that riddle? How could you possibly work that out? If that's the case. Any answer could be true. So heres mine. The guy orders a pigeon and then kills himself because one day when he was little, he said to him self, "I'll eat a pigeon before I kill myself". However he never new that the future held every relative and close friend to die in a horrible nuclear blast. He couldn't live with it any longer. So true to his word. He eat a pigeon. Then killed himself.

[akuma696]

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Ok I have one.

Mary is at her mother's funeral with her sister. While there she meets a man who turns out to be the man of her dreams. They have an enthraling conversation and it turns out that he has to leave this night. The next day Mary kills her sister. Why is this?

[GuidoHunter]

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The man's running off with her sister?

--Guido

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[RandomPscho]

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To see her love again i.e. the man of her dreams will go to the funeral of her sister where they would meat again.

[acknerr]

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Here is one (you may have heard this before). Two coins equal thirty cents, one of them is not a nickel.