Which way do you wipe?

[Pichu_XP]

Re: Which way do you wipe?

Ummmmmmmm...

OH YEA, THIS IS A RETARDED THREAD 4 only people who really care. and I don't

I'm starting to wonder if you're old enough to be here.

[Grandiagod]

Re: Which way do you wipe?

In the Koran, anal cleaning should never involve less than three stones.

[SethSquall]

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oh ps 3 seashells

So much for the three seashells.

Edit: Yes I'm going to say that everytime you mention it.

[X_Minex_A_Loss_Of_Words_X]

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omg rofl wtf kinda thread is this xD

[gamefreak257]

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y WOULD u push it up to ur crotch? It might even make it worse.

[dancingmaniac3]

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I've come to realize that doing it back to front doesn't necessarily clean properly. You leave some residue on the lower-back part of your balls, which if left untreated becomes crusty and an itch you can't scratch in public while sitting in your school desk doing a side-side "i'm readjusting my position" dance.

[snickolas]

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Both ways, no matter what

[GuidoHunter]

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I must ask: why would one do it both ways? This is, of course, assuming that it's done with different wads of paper.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Maid]

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I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home.

We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o

[evilbutterfly]

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I must ask: why would one do it both ways? This is, of course, assuming that it's done with different wads of paper.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

For whatever reason, doing it one way won't get everything (I guess some just gets smoothed down). If you check the paper after wiping until it all seems gone (another thing I wonder if other people do) and then do it the other way, you'll be surprised to find that you didn't get everything. I heard some comedian talk about doing that to get rid of skidmarks or something, and I thought they were just joking but I tried it and it's true. o_O

I'm away from the forums for awhile and the first thing I notice in Chit-Chat is this?

Same old.

I have a history of making weird polls in Chit-Chat for things I'm curious about.

I also think I have a habit of forgetting about them and bumping them when they're almost off page 1. =\

[Chromer]

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God, front to back forever and always. The thought of wiping back to front just seem inhuman. Also, I too support the stand-up wipe. Wiping while still sitting down is just.....weird. -_-

[Devilution]

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I Wipe Wit My H4nd

[Devilution]

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i use my finger and pick it but sometime i pull hair an it hurt

[xObserveRx]

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I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home.

We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o

So basically you don't wipe? That's not right...

and on that note, I remember a kid from grade school telling me he never wiped, ever. He would simply wait until right before a shower to ****, then he'd hop in the shower and simply "wash" his ass out.

I'd hate to take a shower after him... :/

[richyrich55]

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Omfg! This is almost the exact same thread I saw on another forum!

I wipe both ways because it gets things cleaner.