Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

[lexis_is_icecold24]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A. Ethically, the one who has a bigger mustache would qualify for being older

Q. Is Eragon allowed to ride Shash?

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: is God allowed to ride on an escalator?
Q: Which one is better: Carmen Electra with AIDS or Pamela Anderson with a skin disease that made her flesh all purple and thin and gross.

[lexis_is_icecold24]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A. Who cares?! Woman = Yum Yum 8)

Q. How come trailers are tornado prone?

EDIT: *BOO-YAH! Post number 1234 XD*

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: because tornadoes get sucked in the trailers direction. latest study found that trailers are the threat, not tornadoes
Q: How many fingers do you have?

[lexis_is_icecold24]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A. Enough to count my grand total score.

Q. How come Hebrews and Jews don't join the Bloods and the Crips?

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: because God said no.
Q: whats the point of a spoiler on a car?

[lexis_is_icecold24]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A. As an emergency floatation device

Q. How come God disagree's with religious gang members?

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: Because God made the Cadillac Escalade.
Q: Think the internet would notice if i hacked the planet with my imagination?

[lexis_is_icecold24]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A. No, just the Planeteers would.

Q. Where do the evil Chocolate Mushrooms live?

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: in my attic. Those bastards.
Q: where can you find the Oompa-Loompas?

[hoochan]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: In my pants!
Q: How come it smells in here?

[orly101]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

a- willy wonkas factory
q- what question should i ask?

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: what question shouldnt you ask?
Q: whats the maximum speed your computer can propel itself out the window?

[lexis_is_icecold24]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A. Velocity x Capacity + Tasslefoot - Bill Gates = Sonic Riders

Q. To what ethnic group has dookie doo as a cultural delicacy?

[TD_Project]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: Spice Girls (pretend they are an ethnic group)
Q: whats a squid?