Girls who DDR.

[3rr0r]

i thought mostly girls played DDR at my school the japanese club plays DDr and its normally girls and there really good and beat the songs on heavy i didnt know guys played so much.
im a guy and im getting good at light but the girls i know could beat me blindfolded backward with 1 leg.

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

People who play backwards without looking at the screen are either really good freestylers, of they have no life and memorize all the steps for...who knows what reason.

[SeattleLovecake]

Ouuuh! Girls that DDR, I love 'em... Especially when they freestyle. Now that's fun to watch. Man, I waNna go To ThE ArCaDe Ryt NOW! GIRLIES HERE I COME!

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

That is truly, the saddest thing I've heard in the last month. Cut down on the hornyness will ya?

[Arch0wl]

This topic makes me want to brag.

[Reach]

i can B max300.

i am a girl

[makaveli121212]

youre not a girl and you can only B max300...you suck

[Varia]

You forget, he is an Asian girl.

[makaveli121212]

that makes it soooooooooo much worse...if youre an asain and not good at ddr you must be some sort of outcast

[Varia]

God Reach, you are such a loser. Get a life.

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

He can B Max 300 on HEAVY. I'm a REAL asian GIRL and I can only B Max 300 on Standard

Well Arch, this is a topic about DDR skills? So why not brag? I wanna hear how good you are anyhow :P

[Varia]

I bet you bar rape.

._.

[hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX]

Actually no I don't, I couldn't bar rape if my life depended on it. Because I'm only about 5'2 1/2" So if I put my arm on the bar, it'll kinda push my shoulder up, it's REALLY uncomfortable, so that's why I don't bar rape.

[Varia]

I think we all know that is codename for "I rape the bar more than a lonely old man tries to seduce children over the internet".

Bar: HELP! RAPE!
Kid: Hey, shut up. You'll get raped and like it.
Bar: Yes massah...
Kid: Good. Now that I have all of my no talent, big shot DDR playing friends here, I think it is time for some fun.
Bar: A Pedro-like scream would not express my anguish...nor would tears like waterfalls, because I have no tear glands. I am destined to be their pleasure toy.
Pads: Hey, quit bitching. Thanks.
Kid: Yeah, please.
Bar: k

[makaveli121212]

poor bar