The United States and Canada

[skishmonkey72]

Re: The United States and Canada

This thread reminds me of the song "Forgive Us, We're Canadian" by Arrogant Worms. Also "Canada Is Really Big" by the same group.

[shazam_2011]

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Canada: We have free meds
USA: We have two peninsulas that look like penises of democracy.

[Pikachu655]

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The United States: HEY WE HAVE THE BIGGEST DEBT HA! AND WE HAVE A **** PLASTERED PRESEDENT!

CANADA: We GAVE America's presedent the drugs BECUASE OUR DRUGS ARE ****IN CHEEP BITCH! AND WE LIVE IN AN AREA WITH THE PENGUINS!

NOTE: I'm an american Jack ASS...

[Skilas]

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Canada: Lol Government
US: KILL KILL KILL! >: (

<3

[Lighshade]

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Canada: Michael J.Fox
USA: Carrot top...Eww just eww

[Chrissi]

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Canada: Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, who are better than Arrogant Worms. Also, Arrogant Worms, but they are not as good as Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. Listen to The War Of 1812 (no, I'm 100% positive that that is NOT an Arrogant Worms song, you can even check the Arrogant Worms website and they will also confirm that this is a very widespread myth - they have NEVER performed The War of 1812 - it is a TDTIAB song), The Toronto Song, Jesus's Birthday, and The University Song if you're in university/college.
USA: Weird Al Yankovic, who is also pretty cool.

[super kid]

Re: The United States and Canada

USA: Marvel comics and D.C. comics
Canada: We can't read cause we are high all the time

[this_n00b_rocks]

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USA: Damn Canooks
Canada: Damn Yankees

[super kid]

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Canada: gives health insurance to the natvies of Canada.
USA: Gives health insurance to all the immegrents and leaves all us legal people with nothing

[tuanxdjboi]

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USA: Southpark!

Canada: I have nothing right now.

[jewpinthethird]

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Canada: We have the Queen on our curreny.

United States: We don't...because we weren't founded by sissies.

[arsenalfan18]

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Canada: Alberta eh?
US: Nuclear weapons

[FishFishRevolution]

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Canada: We have the Queen on our curreny.

United States: We don't...because we weren't founded by sissies.

ARE YOU CALLING GEORGE WASHINGTON A SISSY?!

[MagicCarpetRide]

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Canadia: Assholes that think they are better than ever one in the US
USA: Bigger Assholes that think they are better than everyone everywhere.

[evilbutterfly]

Re: The United States and Canada

DAMMIT SCORPIO I JUST LOST! YOU SONUFA BITCH!! >=O

In other news, this thread is like, half crap half gold. Let's see if I can put in less crap than this onslaught of new people...

Canadia: If there's another ice age, we'll be able to walk to Asia! =D
USofA: Not if we close Alaska! =D