Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

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  • Snapps
    NO DOUBT GET LOUD
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2003
    • 5650

    #31
    Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

    Get her a "Get Real" sticker since she doesn't compare to NightSonnet by a mile.

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    • jewpinthethird
      (The Fat's Sabobah)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Nov 2002
      • 11711

      #32
      Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

      Get her a promise ring.

      But present it to her with it around your schlong. And tell her that it's wrapped around pretty tight, and that she needs to get some lotion and work it off. It's genius!

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      • GuidoHunter
        is against custom titles
        • Oct 2003
        • 7371

        #33
        Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

        I never had any desire to come to this thread until I saw jewpin post.

        That man doesn't disappoint.

        --Guido


        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        Originally posted by Grandiagod
        She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
        Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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        • dawgbarf
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2006
          • 18

          #34
          Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

          buy her cd-rs, its really going to blow her away

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          • scorpio1690
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2003
            • 4817

            #35
            Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

            OhMiBod.

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            • jewpinthethird
              (The Fat's Sabobah)
              FFR Music Producer
              • Nov 2002
              • 11711

              #36
              Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

              Originally posted by GuidoHunter
              I never had any desire to come to this thread until I saw jewpin post.

              That man doesn't disappoint.

              --Guido

              http://andy.mikee385.com
              All in a day's work.

              And I'm surprised someone hadn't mentioned OhMyBod earlier.

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              • MalReynolds
                CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                • Sep 2003
                • 6571

                #37
                Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                Paint her a picture on a canvas. On the other side of the canvas, use magnetic black paint and buy her magnet poetry, then apply to black side of the canvas.

                Creative, shows you care.
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                My new novel:

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                Now in Paperback!

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                • FishFishRevolution
                  GotR Creator
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 7251

                  #38
                  Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                  Oh man Mal, that's good.

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                  • GuidoHunter
                    is against custom titles
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 7371

                    #39
                    Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                    From Amanda: New York and Co. has a pretty locket set that's on sale.

                    --Guido


                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                    • FishFishRevolution
                      GotR Creator
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 7251

                      #40
                      Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                      I ended up spending 37 on a sterling silver simple heart shaped locket (no key) with her name inscribed on it and I'm going to get the unlockable one seperately.

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                      • monkeybomb45
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 153

                        #41
                        Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                        ya know...you could always settle with mistletoe
                        sigpic

                        Originally posted by owmyheadisonfire
                        The rivers of blood flow and no one has a sword.


                        ¿?

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                        • x3Mamimi
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 513

                          #42
                          Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                          -whore.


                          I tried.
                          I really did.
                          And I think that's cute.
                          but..
                          you might have to settle for a lock and key.
                          Rarely do locket's open with keys.
                          they would have to be huge... ya know..


                          Cute Idea.
                          If you can't find it, tell her you thought of it.
                          Should be worth some brownie points, eh?
                          jwcgator: mah mee mee
                          merlonifan28: fight for my love, mamimi

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                          • KoshinShi
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 18

                            #43
                            Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

                            OMG! NO DILDO.... Ok kid. Stick to the locket. You don't wanna embaress her. That's the worst idea ever, especially at 16. You wanna get her something that will make her look at it for a realy long time with that smile of surprize and love, THEN wanna kiss you for hours. Get her a promise ring if all else fails.
                            <<<< Just Press Play >>>>

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