But present it to her with it around your schlong. And tell her that it's wrapped around pretty tight, and that she needs to get some lotion and work it off. It's genius!
Paint her a picture on a canvas. On the other side of the canvas, use magnetic black paint and buy her magnet poetry, then apply to black side of the canvas.
Creative, shows you care.
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I ended up spending 37 on a sterling silver simple heart shaped locket (no key) with her name inscribed on it and I'm going to get the unlockable one seperately.
I tried.
I really did.
And I think that's cute.
but..
you might have to settle for a lock and key.
Rarely do locket's open with keys.
they would have to be huge... ya know..
Cute Idea.
If you can't find it, tell her you thought of it.
Should be worth some brownie points, eh?
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OMG! NO DILDO.... Ok kid. Stick to the locket. You don't wanna embaress her. That's the worst idea ever, especially at 16. You wanna get her something that will make her look at it for a realy long time with that smile of surprize and love, THEN wanna kiss you for hours. Get her a promise ring if all else fails.
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