My first and last name is an anagram of "wandering belcher."
The last time I remember waking up without feeling like there were 10-pound weights on my eyelids is the night of November 2, 2001. Coincidentally, the day after waking up feeling refreshed, I helped my Quiz Bowl team win 2nd place in a tournament and an automatic berth in the State tourney, but that's another story entirely.
One time I submitted a poem to a national poetry convention for the hell of it and ended up receiving invitations to national conventions, publishing offers, and all sorts of other stuff I don't feel like talking about here. (At least now I know what I'll have to go through if I want to make a living through writing.)
I hate tentacle rape hentai.
...
That's about it.
Originally posted by thesunfan
I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR
I once told my gym teacher I was a girl (I have long hair) and I was on the rag so I wouldnt have to swim.
I showed my kindergarden class my pen!s once.
I have stabbed myself in the thumb with a pencil.
I masterbate more than anyone on the planet.
I once made a rap about Bugz Bunni for my American Lit class. Im white, the whole class is white also.
Moby Dick is becoming my favorite book.
Originally posted by Choofers
i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
I was like, 6. Not like I knew what I was doing. I walked out of the bathroom with my pants still down and then freaked and walked back in.
I also peed on the floor there.
But that was when I was 15 and went back to see my teacher.
Originally posted by Choofers
i was up aound 11 ish to my my mom textinin me over voaevover avo oover, asking if o wamt food from china so i said hai and off sent went to a p; blasnd buffet bu o wl who cares
I had to have surgery on my right nut because when I was born it was still inside my pelvis.
It still doesn't feel right either.
I've been falsely diagnosed with ADD, OCD, and techettes or something. I don't know how it's supposed to be spelled, but it's that thing where you scream compulsively without thinking.
I really have Asperger's Syndrome.
I can move my ears about a quarter of an inch up and to the back.
I get about 10-12 taps per second by tensing my arm muscles so that it twitches.
My chemistry teacher calls me Chuck because on the first day he noticed my last name was Norris.
I looked up the meaning for Norris online and it's supposed to have come from the viking name 'norse', somehow from some kind of foster mother or something, or 'north-king'.
I also was know as 'Man of Action' for quite a while.
I'm also a tiny percentage North American. The rest is unknown.
I can cross my eyes for really extended periods of time without feeling pain.
I have never broken a bone, but on many occasions have had a major skin injury. I also just randomly get cuts on my arms/legs that I don't notice until someone else points them out.
I never do homework or study for math and I've always gotten A range in math. I currently have a 98 in geometry in the highest level class at a high school that's supposed to be the one of the best public schools in Massachusetts.
I was know as "Da Campa" when I could play CS.
I was made fun of for having hairy legs in 6th grade, because I wore shorts all the time.
I wear shorts year-round now. In new england, where we get snow all the time, and often hit 0 degress farenheight. ^_^
As long as we are speaking of health conditions, I'm selectively color blind.
Choosing only to be when it is convenient for me.
~Tsugomaru
Originally posted by Hiluluk
WHEN do you think people die...?
When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
IT'S WHEN A PERSON IS FORGOTTEN...!!!
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