A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

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  • DotKritic
    Forum User
    • Jun 2009
    • 2974
    #1

    A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

    A viral video shot in The Woodlands grabs the attention of local law enforcement. The video shows a couple of drivers wrecking their Corvettes near the intersection of Woodlands Parkway and Terramont Drive on Thanksgiving morning (if you're familiar with the area in The Woodlands).


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    • Cyr
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2011
      • 160
      #2
      Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

      I was expecting some type of mischief with giant frozen turkeys ruining their cars. I am disappointed.

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        • Ziergdsx18
          ℜ1 ステップチャート 著者
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Nov 2007
          • 2800
          #3
          Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

          Poor corvettes


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            • ninjaKIWI
              plain old ugly ass dumbas
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2006
              • 3304
              #4
              Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

              Originally posted by Cyr
              I was expecting some type of mischief with giant frozen turkeys ruining their cars. I am disappointed.
              Yeah. What the ****, man?
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                • dragonmegaXX
                  ITG playing fur
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 3661
                  #5
                  Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                  That red light lasted forever....

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                    • Choofers
                      FFR Player
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6205
                      #6
                      Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                      oh I get it, the people driving the corvettes are the turkeys

                      well played ban madmatt

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                        • hi19hi19
                          lol happy
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 12194
                          #7
                          Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                          Gotta agree with the comments, interesting video basically completely ruined by the cameraman chewing gum the entire time. Had to mute it, I hate that sound >_<


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                            • darkshark
                              Nothing.
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 4189
                              #8
                              Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                              Terrible video, terrible thread, DotKritic, etc.

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                                • A2P
                                  FFR Veteran
                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 3127
                                  #9
                                  Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                  darkshark for most terrible person ever

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                                    • darkshark
                                      Nothing.
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 4189
                                      #10
                                      Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                      Really not sure why you hate me so much. Hold grudges much?

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                                        • supermousie
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 1074
                                          #11
                                          Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                          Dat tank slapper.

                                          And I was expecting a video of a turkey destroying a Corvette with it's beak.
                                          Originally posted by aperson
                                          yolo

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                                            • foilman8805
                                              smoke wheat hail satin
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 5704
                                              #12
                                              Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                              Dude, you do not have to make a thread for every video on the internet you find a little funny. It's incredible you haven't learned this over the last, I don't know, 5 years of people telling you this shit? You're probably the kind of guy that still forwards chain emails too.

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                                                • ghost-
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Dec 2010
                                                  • 787
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                                  /thread

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                                                    • Aldentron
                                                      Forum User
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 828
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                                      Originally posted by Cyr
                                                      I was expecting some type of mischief with giant frozen turkeys ruining their cars. I am disappointed.
                                                      Originally posted by A2P
                                                      darkshark for most terrible person ever
                                                      this

                                                      Originally posted by darkshark
                                                      Really not sure why you hate me so much. Hold grudges much?
                                                      you just suck dude dwi and get out


                                                      watching 2 cars crash into each other is satisfying enough. quit complaining and rejoice that these two adrenaline junkies won't be running over you for the next 2 weeks (or however long it takes for their cars to get out of the shop.)
                                                      **** car culture
                                                      Originally posted by top
                                                      what the hell happened to alden
                                                      i remember a time when he wuz kewl

                                                      like... wut

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                                                        • Spenner
                                                          Forum User
                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                          • 2403
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A pair of turkeys wreck a pair of Corvettes (Thanksgiving morning)

                                                          Flash Flash Revolution
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