Hey fellas!
MarioNintendo here, presenting you one messy mini pack today: F8 mini pack of doom.
Here's a warning: these songs are some of the downright dumpiest / stupidest / most useless I've personally ever witnessed. If an FFR judge had to play test them, they would all get an automatic [--]. Yes, they're that bad. They weren't even made with DDReam.
So why am I uploading this to you all? I know you guys are not dumb. I know you're not willing to voluntarily play bad files and I bet only a fraction of you might find this funny at all.
The story of these songs is a long and tedious one. I made them back in 2008 (that's 3 years before I found out how to send songs to FFR!) when I learned Stepmania could edit songs. I didn't know how to find a song's BPM at the time, so I made 4 songs with Garageband with my own BPM. Obviously, I wasn't a great player at the time and failed most hard songs I attempted to beat. This is (I guess) a satire to all those experienced players to show them how it felt to sightread Classical Insanity for the first time.
Who knows, the songs might start some new kinds of challenges (what's the longest combo you can get before dying lolol?) and eventually get played! Until then, I'm giving you a download link, a short preview of each song and I pray for somebody in D6 to send a rage quit sightread video of the songs on x-mod with fail at end as an option and a view of a head-butted plaster wall. That might just make my day.
http://www.mediafire.com/?bmqfqc9tys3q7y1
Songs listed in order of when they were made:
Hell in 3 seconds: Literally. You will live hell through 3 tiny seconds.
The Time Warp: Even wondered what it felt like to travel at the speed of light?
Jungle - You'll never escape: Damn nature, you scary!
Don't give a **** (credit song intro: Jon Lajoie): The song just described itself.
I hate humans (credit song: Bazooka): A more technical dump, you might actually be able to pass this one if you're really trying!
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