Seriously I don't remember doing any drugs or anything last night so it's like what the ****. Here goes:
K so, first thing I remember is I started dating this chick that I used to play video games with, but have never met irl. So we were dating for like a week, and I asked her to marry me and she said yes. (wat) So we got our plans set and it was a dinosaur themed wedding, with actual dinosaurs.. Next thing I know we're at the wedding and all our family is there and whatever and I stopped the wedding saying I couldn't go through with it and stole a dinosaur and went to a bank. I robbed the bank but only took like 100$ or some shit. So I go outside and my dinosaur was gone so I was like "wtf k" and went to iHop which was a decent walk through a desert. I get there and it was full except 1 booth but everyone there besides the waitress was black. I ordered a shit ton of food, and got the waitress's number. I left and flew (like superman flew) and saw a chest on the ground surrounded by creepers from minecraft killed them then went back "home". I got back and it was the future or something and I went back to my gf's house and she was still there. We made out and then I woke up.
Wat.
K so, first thing I remember is I started dating this chick that I used to play video games with, but have never met irl. So we were dating for like a week, and I asked her to marry me and she said yes. (wat) So we got our plans set and it was a dinosaur themed wedding, with actual dinosaurs.. Next thing I know we're at the wedding and all our family is there and whatever and I stopped the wedding saying I couldn't go through with it and stole a dinosaur and went to a bank. I robbed the bank but only took like 100$ or some shit. So I go outside and my dinosaur was gone so I was like "wtf k" and went to iHop which was a decent walk through a desert. I get there and it was full except 1 booth but everyone there besides the waitress was black. I ordered a shit ton of food, and got the waitress's number. I left and flew (like superman flew) and saw a chest on the ground surrounded by creepers from minecraft killed them then went back "home". I got back and it was the future or something and I went back to my gf's house and she was still there. We made out and then I woke up.
Wat.
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