Uwe Boll the acclaimed director of crappyness. Is making....

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  • aznsky
    FFR Player
    • Nov 2003
    • 55

    #1

    Uwe Boll the acclaimed director of crappyness. Is making....

    More video game movies that are going to stink.
    I saw HOTD the movie (House of the Dead) That movie was horrible
    Horrible Acting
    Boring story and they tell you the ending in the beginning so you know who dies and what not.
    He uses the same lame technique on the camera Like that part where they shoot up the zombies he does the same thing over and over by shooting the humans in a rotated angle like a Matrix movie.


    Unoriginal Horribly done Horrible director.

    He also bought the right to these following movies.

    BloodyRayne
    Alone in the Dark
    Far Cry
    Fear Effect

    He is also writing the script for the movie Soul Caliber and is also going to direct HOTD2 the movie.

    *sigh*.....

    Here is the Alone in the Dark Teaser
  • Omeganitros
    auauauau
    • Jun 2003
    • 8897

    #2
    He's...writing...Soul..Calibur...?

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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    • BluE_MeaniE
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2003
      • 796

      #3
      That's going to be bad.
      What a shame....
      Originally posted by Henri Poincaré
      The scientist does not study nature because it is useful to do so. He studies it because he takes pleasure in it, and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful.

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      • Feuergeist
        FFR Player
        • Aug 2003
        • 869

        #4
        Hes going to fuck up bloodrayne



        Wer noch nie einen Fehler gemacht hat, hat sich noch nie an etwas Neuem versucht.
        Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

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        • Jam930
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2004
          • 1069

          #5
          the people that are messing it up are the ones that sold it. they want money more

          they dont give a crud for fans =/
          -Jamie

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          • Anticrombie0909
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2003
            • 4683

            #6
            SOUL CALIBUR II! THE MOVIE! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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            • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2003
              • 3078

              #7
              it is going to suck.

              He will probably have like....Hillary Duff or Nicole Kidman for Mitsurugi.

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              • 87x
                Retired Staff
                • Dec 2002
                • 4379

                #8
                hahah.. awesome.. have keanue reeves as the nuchucks guy.. (sorry i don't know his name.. i don't play soul callibur.. and i honestly think it sucks)..


                RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
                87x: more like.. professional goth.

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                • Omeganitros
                  auauauau
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 8897

                  #9
                  Now, assuming that the Soul Calibur movie will not be made by him, that would be totally awesome.

                  If Johnny Depp grew some muscles, I could see him being Kilik...

                  And Vin Diesel as Astaroth! KICK-ASS!

                  And Mitsurugi...Hmm..Oh, I know! Tom Cruise, The Last Samurai! 8)

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                  • aznsky
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 55

                    #10
                    well He is not directing Soul Caliber movie but he is only writing the script for it.
                    But i don't know how well his scripts are but i know how well he chooses them and likes it.

                    So Soul Caliber might not be too bad since it's going to be directied by somebody else.

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