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  • 8 Hour Whore
    ←↓↑→ Lets Bang? ←↓↑→
    • Oct 2006
    • 2324

    #1

    I Wanna Be The Derp: the tournament

    I Wanna Be The Derp
    Hosted By The Following Fuccen Awesome People (except Eric, no one likes him):
    One Winged Angel, remedy1502, Supergay04, qqwref, Jtehanonymous, The5thMoon, and 8 Hour Whore

    Derp

    In this tournament, you must derp

    Those unable to derp will feel the swift wrath of OWA's hanger (lolololololol more on this to come)

    Teams
    Yeah, you'll be in teams for the first half of the tourney. If you don't like your team...lol, idc. Work together by derping to avoid elimination. Try and survive until we break you guys up.

    The first half of the tournament will be structured as follows:

    There will be six objectives for each round. Each team must assign each of its members to work on one (and only one) of the objectives given. Any teams with only five members right now, don't freak out, I can guarantee you'll have at least six after I figure out who wasn't added to a team. Any teams with more than six members...I dunno, fuccen...lemme think for a sec...k, any teams with more than six members can have two members double up working towards the same objective (only the better score between the two will be taken into consideration). The members of each team working on Objective A will be in competition with all other members on opposing teams working on the same objective.

    Placing first for your team in a particular objective will net you 5 points for your team. Second, 4. Third, 3. Fourth, 2. Fifth, 1. Sixth and onwards, nada. The three teams with the highest point totals at the end of each round will be exempt from voting to boot off who they think was their most useless member (lawl). The other seven teams...vote to boot off your most useless member. No PMs, please, just post in the thread...TWG style


    After seven people are kicked off, new round, new objectives, herpaderp and what not.

    Team 1:

    kjwkjw
    Haku
    sweet2kill210
    jump_the_bullet
    Queen_Darcy

    Team 2:
    Ziergdsx18
    Fantasticone
    ic0slay3r
    Panic4Me
    ShadowXall

    Team 3:
    TC_Halogen
    Tidus810
    woker-X
    c117

    Team 4:
    Plan_Bsk8117
    Shikari
    Elite Ninja
    linky123456

    Team 5:
    Xayphon
    MrMagic5239
    duddychuck@yahoo.com
    YOSHl

    Team 6:
    Bluearrowll
    who_cares973
    nois-or-e
    zadkiel91

    Team 7:
    Alloyus
    Ninty64
    shonen7
    VarleyisDance

    Team 8:
    smartdude1212
    rushy
    Sweagen
    hcmushroom

    Team 9:
    iironiic
    bob bob
    NocturneAunamic
    igotrhythm

    Team 10:
    Velocity
    stavie33
    pmonibuv1
    FFRGreen



    ---------------------------------------

    RULES:


    Herp (not very many)


    How to SS:

    1. Press the Print Screen button on your keyboard.
    2. Go to paint.
    3. Go to edit then paste or Ctrl + V.
    4. Save the score.
    5. Go to photobucket or imageshack and upload that image.
    6. Copy the IMG code and paste it on your post.
    7. I jacked this from ic0 =D



    Please ensure we can see your score total, FFR top banner and you logged in.

    More guidelines WILL be introduced as they become relevent.

    The nature of this tournament
    This tournament is designed to test an extremely wide variety of skills. Most of the time you will not require pure FFR skill to advance, but rather will need to work at the current goal. MOST rounds will last around 3 days!

    Example:
    Round 1 has started!
    Team 5 : Must attempt to get x total score on y song
    Team 1 : Must try to a certain PA score on z song

    It is impossible to provide a description of all skills that will be tested as this would spoil the tournament atmosphere and overall design. The important thing is you always work towards the goal to avoid elimination of your teammates.

    Eliminations
    Teams that fail to be the winner of the round will be required (In MOST cases) to boot off a member of their team. This will be done through a number of ways and will be made apparent when it is necessary.

    Prizes:
    The winner of this tournament will receive their own OP produced by host members of this tournament. However, earning the spot as the winner will be no easy feat, as the sheer difficulty of earning this place is incredible.

    SIGN UPS FUCCEN CLOSED


    Round Two, kids

    For this round, each team member will be responsible for a 'Req Bundle'. Each 'Req Bundle' will contain two objectives which both need to be completed to the greatest ability of that team member before the end of the round. Again, five points for first place, four for second, three, two, one, nada for 6-10.

    Get ready for mass subjectivemanias this round lmao

    Req Bundle #1

    Objective A: Get as close to 1,000,000 points on Floating Hour as possible. Scores posted must be a pass of the file.


    Objective B: Create the body for your favorite FFR character in MS Paint!
    For example:


    Hosts will judge each masterpiece on an incredibly detailed grading system including categories for realism, sex appeal, and derp.

    Req Bundle #2

    Objective A: Play Rumia, Sealed Youkai of the Night. No gimmicks, pure FFR. Beat everyone else.


    Objective B: Insult Superfreak04 on his profile wall without swearing! Players are allowed a 50 word maximum per post and may post an insult up to three times. The top five insults will be awarded points. It is possible for one player to place multiple times within the top five.

    Req Bundle #3

    Objective A: Get the highest possible misscount on RATO while still passing the file.


    Objective B: Write a short paragraph in this thread explaining to the hosts why you deserve to place first for this objective. Yes, I'm fuccen serious.

    Req Bundle #4

    Objective A: Play Caixa D'aqua on tornado. Players will be ranked in accordance with raw score.


    Objective B: Along with your score, post something that will make Jteh laugh. Jteh will award points accordingly.

    Req Bundle #5

    Objective A: Obtain the highest score on {Big Boss} using the following scoring system:
    Perfects = 1 point, Goods = 2 points, Averages = 3 points, Misses = 4 points, Boos = 5 points
    (if # of Boos > # of Misses > # of Avs > # of Goods > # of Perfs in your SS, we'll double your score)

    Objective B: Find the dumbest post you can from 2010 or earlier, and post this with your score.

    Bonus Objective for any team member to complete:

    Have your daily stats display exactly 1,600 Perfects hit, 0 Goods hit, 0 Averages hit, 0 Misses, 0 Boos Hit, 50 AAAs, 50 FCs, and 1,600 Arrows hit

    First team member to post a SS fulfilling those requirements will auto-win five points for his or her team, after which no other players will receive points for fulfilling this req.

    edit: Bonus is over, grats to ic0 and his team lmfao

    REMINDER: hosts are now allowed to award additional points for style as they see fit~
    --------------------------------

    PAST ROUNDS

    ROUND ONE

    Round 1 ends Thursday, January 27, 11:59 pm server time


    Objective #1

    Get as close to 1,000,000 total points on any song (and pass)


    Objective #2


    Play Coactive. No gimmicks, pure FFR. Beat everyone else.


    Objective #3


    Get the highest score on The Adventures of Lolo using the following scoring system:

    (Perfs-Goods)*(Goods-Avs)*(Avs-Misses)*(Misses-Boos)

    e.g. a score of 300-100-64-60-100 will be given a score of (300-100)*(100-64)*(64-60)*(60-100) = -1,152,000


    (yeah guys, try to avoid negative scores, they're not good
    )

    Objective #4


    Get as close to 100-100-100-100-100 on Rericked as possible

    (best possible score will be 0, players will lose one point for the absolute difference between the numbers for each of their judgment values and 100)

    e.g. a score of 170-105-95-30-65 will be given a score of (170-100)+(105-100)+(100-95)+(100-30)+(100-65) = 185


    Objective #5


    Play Clockwork. No gimmicks, pure FFR. Beat everyone else.


    Objective #6


    Play Hanabi on x4. Players will be ranked by raw score.


    Objective #7


    Get the highest score on Chlorophyll using the following scoring system:

    (Goods*Avs)-(Perfs*Misses)

    e.g. a score of 300-450-222-222-50 will be given a score of (450*222)-(300*222) = 33,300


    Alright, the instant that a team member posts a score for one of these seven songs, they will only be allowed to post scores for that particular objective. So basically,
    no switching objectives with teammates that have already posted scores for a particular objective. Teams 9 and 10 may choose one member to submit for two objectives since they have less members than objectives.

    If any of the other hosts have problems with my Round 1 reqs........eh, sorry guys, I was really bored and felt like starting this shit, I'll give you guys total creative control over the next two or three rounds if you guys are legit mad haha


    GIT'R DONE~

    The Derpinators
    kjwkjw - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000
    iironiic - Objective #3 -
    1,228,269,064
    Fantasticone - Objective #6 -
    AAA
    Tidus810 - Objective #5 - (7-0-0-2)
    nois-or-e - Objective #2 (10-0-0-0)
    jump_the_bullet - Objective #7 - 4,226
    Queen_Darcy - Objective #4 -
    -43

    The French Ticklers

    AlexDest
    Elite Ninja - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000
    MrMagic5239 - Objective #7 -
    318,490
    - Objective #3 - 1186785600
    woker-X - Objective #6 - 48800 (AAA)
    - Objective #4 - 100-101-100-99-101
    igotrhythm - Objective #2 -
    AAA
    emerald000
    xMUSICxMASTERx

    Whatever

    Ziergdsx18 - Objective #5 -
    AAA
    MP3 Player
    kmay
    ddrmaniacaaa
    YOSHl - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000
    shonen7 - Objective #2 -
    804-1-0-0-0
    VarleyisDance -Objective #7 - 116,656

    Jugglin Like a Halophan Dude with a Colt.45 and Zad91 bullets

    TC_Halogen - Objective #4 -
    -9
    colt.45
    mfdat phantom - Objective #7 -
    _Stepdude_
    jugglinguy
    zadkiel91 - Objective #2 -
    804-1-0-0-0
    typing like wat

    Team 5

    Plan_Bsk81127 - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000
    OneHandNow
    Shikari - Objective #5 -
    1255-12-0-0-1
    LJRoX
    Flandre Scarlet
    00Razor00
    Koolmaster242

    Derp Derp Revolution

    Xayphon - Objective #7 -
    347,960
    C@!
    cry4eternity
    championanwar
    warriormag17
    NocturneAunamic - Objective #2 - (AAA)
    Panic4Me - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000

    The Rowdy Rough Boys

    Bluearrowll
    ic0slay3r - Objective #7 -
    314,373
    who_cares973 - Objective #5 -
    1261-6-0-0-1
    - Objective #6 - (43-0-0-0)
    FFRGreen - Objective #4 - (159-105-58-78-61)
    pmonibuv1 - Objective #3 -
    682,370,400
    duddychuck@yahoo.com
    - Objective #2 - 801-4-0-0-2
    boibomb

    Team Rocket

    alloyus - Objective #7 - 284,943
    Im Vince
    prongsie
    sweet2kill210
    Cold Kitten
    linky123456 - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000
    ShadowXall - Objective #2 -
    724-79-2-0-4

    Multiple Scorgasms

    smartdude1212 - Objective #3 -
    623,373,300
    - Objective #5 -
    AAA
    bob bob - Objective #7 - 152,063
    rushyrulz - Objective #6 -
    AAA
    - Objective #4 - (101-101-99-99-100)
    xBBx Takedown
    Sweagen - Objective #1 -
    1,000,000
    hcmushroom - Objective #2 - (6-0-0-1)

    Something Awesome

    Velocity - Objective #7 -
    356,409 (da fuc?)
    - Objective #5 - (AAA)
    awein999
    Hakulyte - Objective #4 -
    -4
    c117 - Objective #2 - (50-0-0-3)
    mongooseofdoom
    potter_rocks_out_loud - Objective #3 -
    46,792,080

    Participants:

    nois-or-e
    championanwar
    bob bob
    colt.45
    awein999
    ShadowXall
    The5thMoon
    Hakulyte
    duddychuck@yahoo.com

    who_cares973
    Shikari
    prongsie
    C@!
    LJRox
    iironiic
    MrMagic5239
    AlexDest
    MP3 player
    Im Vince
    Fantasticone
    Plan_Bsk81127
    YOSHl
    NocturneAnuamic
    TC_Halogen
    Xayphon
    jump_the_bullet
    Bluearrowll
    Elite Ninja
    _Stepdude_
    shonen7
    ic0slay3r
    Sweagen
    hcmushroom
    kmay
    sweet2kill210
    VarleyisDance
    Ziergdsx18
    alloyus
    c117
    emerald000
    Cold Kitten
    Velocity
    awein999
    smartdude1212
    warriormag17
    potter_rocks_out_loud
    rushyrulz
    Panic4Me
    mongooseofdoom
    pmonibuv1
    zadkiel91
    Flandre Scarlet
    igotrhythm
    xBBx Takedown
    typing like wat
    Queen_Darcy
    Koolmaster242
    ddrmaniacaaa
    xMUSICxMASTERx
    boibomb
    kidjwafuccenkidjwa
    Last edited by nois-or-e; 01-30-2011, 09:42 PM. Reason: Bit hard for people to know what is going on when the new teams are hidden mid-thread. . . C'mon guys. . .
    R.I.P JellyGod <333

    Best AAA: Banned Forever
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  • nois-or-e
    SponCon Aficionado
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Mar 2007
    • 3250

    #2
    Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

    Approved.


    Also, first in ;D

    Comment

    • championanwar
      Ask Nuro! x3
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Jun 2004
      • 2588

      #3
      Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

      in
      first

      Originally posted by aperson
      all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
      aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
      aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
      Click Here

      Comment

      • bob bob
        This Is How We Do It~
        • Oct 2006
        • 3226

        #4
        Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

        derp


        in
        also lol booting off members lololol
        Best AAA's: NAINAI69, Eradication, Since 1983
        Best Non AAA's: Gunkienen Tarusuigin, (1-0-1-1), Pandora (6-0-1-0) Rotary Slicers MISSFLAG
        Waiting for 2 Million members...
        5th Place: 7th Official Tournament D5


        Comment

        • remedy1502
          remederpin
          • Feb 2007
          • 4884

          #5
          Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

          oh I am so doing this

          Comment

          • colt.45
            WASHED UP
            • Nov 2006
            • 1549

            #6
            Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

            In baby

            Comment

            • awein999
              (ಠ⌣ಠ)
              • Oct 2007
              • 4647

              #7
              Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

              inininin
              Originally posted by Staiain
              i am super purple hippo

              Comment

              • ShadowXall
                Retired Player
                • Apr 2007
                • 29

                #8
                Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                I totally want in
                "If I like what I see when you look your worst, then never shall you have to worry that I would find you unattractive." -Karl Williams

                Comment

                • The5thMoon
                  self-fulfilled prophecy
                  • May 2006
                  • 2132

                  #9
                  Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                  Going to be the most derp tourny ever!

                  Comment

                  • Hakulyte
                    the Haku
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 4609

                    #10
                    Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                    I'm in. Also, the amount of hosts is kinda surprising.
                    Last edited by Hakulyte; 01-15-2011, 05:00 AM.

                    Comment

                    • duddychuck@yahoo.com
                      Retired
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1111

                      #11
                      Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                      Hell yeah! Im in

                      Comment

                      • who_cares973
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 15407

                        #12
                        Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                        Not in

                        Comment

                        • AlexDest
                          good hot
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 5309

                          #13
                          Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                          in

                          Comment

                          • Shikari
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 2055

                            #14
                            Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                            derpIN'

                            Originally posted by gold stinger
                            Shikari for resident profile artist

                            Comment

                            • Superfreak04
                              D7 Elite Keymasher
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 2407

                              #15
                              Re: I Wanna Be The Derp

                              In, cuz yeah.

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