When I'm at the theaters and that movie is out, and I get hit by a car I'll know it was by someone who watched that movie.
IF I CAN CLIMB A TREE, I CAN CLIMB MT EVEREST. IF I CAN DRIVE A CAR, I CAN PILOT A SPACE SHUTTLE. IF I CAN PEE, I CAN BE THE PRESIDENT. IF I CAN POO, I CAN RULE THE WORLD!
Funny, I almost was in a serious accident yesterday... not my fault. Some guy comes out of nowhere right when I'm passing (I checked, nobody was coming) causing me to slam on my brakes to avoid them, swerve off of the road at 100ish km/h to avoid rear-ending the guy I was about to pass, and actually got air and came close to hitting a guy walking his dog... which wasn't my fault because I was passing safely when the oncoming car came out of NOWHERE.
But I still love cars and will love this movie xD
(bte, by "getting air", I don't mean a lot. I mean a half a foot or so.)
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