I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

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  • Rubin0
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2006
    • 1276
    #1

    I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

    These people rented a room in the basement of a bar. I said I would go. I don't know why. I paid $25 for open bar but they refused to serve me wine. There were like 15 people and nobody was dancing and the people that were dancing should not have been dancing. Nobody tipped the poor bartender...who was really cute...I tipped her three times what I would have even though I couldn't have any wine. There were boys dressed liked girls and girls dressed like boys which was fine....but then some girl was making out with a clown and it all went downhill. I think I'm scarred for life. fml. Seriously. fml. fml. Taco Bell was the only thing that saved my night.

    please cheer me up.
    Last edited by Rubin0; 10-28-2010, 10:39 PM.
    The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.
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    • NSane
      Retired Staff
      • Jun 2008
      • 475
      #2
      Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

      Taco Bell. Good choice.
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        • Rubin0
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2006
          • 1276
          #3
          Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

          There was seriously no other possible remedy for that burning image in my mind. Oh my eyes.
          The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

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            • Izzy
              Snek
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2003
              • 9195
              #4
              Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

              I can't imagine ever going to something like that.

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                • fido123
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 4245
                  #5
                  Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                  You went alone?

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                    • adlp
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 1757
                      #6
                      Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                      yea i have a better life than u


                      suk it

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                        • Rubin0
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 1276
                          #7
                          Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                          Originally posted by fido123
                          You went alone?

                          I went with my girlfriend. Thank God. I don't know what I would have there without her. And honestly I didn't really want her to go because I'm a douche, but after we got there I was 100% grateful that she is in my life in general.
                          The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

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                            • OneHandNow
                              Banned
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5305
                              #8
                              Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                              Originally posted by adlp
                              yea i have a better life than u


                              suk it
                              Basically this.

                              On a sidenote: why didn't you get your ass out of there and go to a different one?

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                                • Emo_Saur_
                                  FFR Veteran
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 2952
                                  #9
                                  Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                  I lol'd at the taco bell. Also, I'm afraid of clowns.
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                                    • adlp
                                      FFR Veteran
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 1757
                                      #10
                                      Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                      try harder^

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                                        • psychoangel691
                                          Retired Staff
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 10438
                                          #11
                                          Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                          fffffffffffffff Now I want taco bell damnit. You people like making the prego lady hungry don't you? lol anyways that sucks dude. I've never bothered to go to a halloween party before.
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                                            • Rubin0
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 1276
                                              #12
                                              Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                              **** I had to edit this because I'm a real douche and it was too mean.
                                              The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

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                                                • fido123
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 4245
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                                  Taco bell is the worst crap ever. I didn't actually think anybody liked it they just liked how you can eat a meal for like $3

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                                                    • Rubin0
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                      • 1276
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                                      Originally posted by fido123
                                                      Taco bell is the worst crap ever. I didn't actually think anybody liked it they just liked how you can eat a meal for like $3
                                                      Dude when you are drunk and you came from a party like this it's like an orgasm time a million.

                                                      Keep in mind...I saw Amy Winehouse make out with a clown. Give me some slack.


                                                      EDIT: not just make out...but full on straddle and grinding...resulting in her face being smushed with clown makeup. Oh my God.
                                                      Last edited by Rubin0; 10-28-2010, 11:02 PM.
                                                      The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

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                                                        • OneHandNow
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 5305
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I just came back from the worst Halloween party ever.

                                                          Originally posted by fido123
                                                          Taco bell is the worst crap ever. I didn't actually think anybody liked it they just liked how you can eat a meal for like $3
                                                          double bean beef burritos please

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