Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

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  • DotKritic
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    • Jun 2009
    • 2974
    #1

    Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

    In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.

    The most sensitive parts of the 93-page Standard Operating Procedures manual were apparently redacted in a way that computer savvy individuals easily overcame.

    The document shows sample CIA, Congressional and law enforcement credentials which experts say would make it easy for terrorists to duplicate.

    The improperly redacted areas indicate that only 20 percent of checked bags are to be hand searched for explosives and reveal in detail the limitations of x-ray screening machines.
    CLICK HERE TO READ THE SCREENING MANUAL and HERE TO SEE THE SAMPLE CIA CREDENTIAL
    Last edited by DotKritic; 12-9-2009, 09:21 PM.

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    • foilman8805
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      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2006
      • 5704
      #2
      Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

      GUYS THE TSA ****ED UP LETS MAKE THEIR SECURE INFORMATION AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC SO THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT IT

      YEAH THIS IS A SECURITY BREACH, BUT WHO GIVES A **** POST EVERYTHING WE FOUND ON THE INTERNET FOR MASS DISSEMINATION

      YEAH WE'LL SHOW THOSE TSA JERKs

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        • Ghakimx
          Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
          • Mar 2009
          • 1594
          #3
          Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

          Good read.

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            • krunkykai22
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              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jan 2006
              • 5436
              #4
              Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

              Seriously man? Did you really have to post that **** here? Are you ****ing stupid? .....

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                • Ghakimx
                  Cutie&Handshaking Sounds
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 1594
                  #5
                  Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                  Let's pretend he is lawl.

                  I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


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                    • Bluearrowll
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                      • Nov 2007
                      • 7376
                      #6
                      Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                      Well it's not like anyone here are terrorists right
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                        • krunkykai22
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                          • Jan 2006
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                          #7
                          Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                          Yes Terry some of us are terrorists :/ lol

                          It's just stupidity you know? I mean it was a mistake for the Gov't to even "accidentally" post that on the Internet. So this guy comes in and posts it ... :/ ... Mainly because he thinks its funny .... well I'd love to watch his face if his house explodes with a terrorist standing there watching :]

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                            • NFD
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                              • Nov 2007
                              • 4715
                              #8
                              Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                              Because that'll happen because he started a thread on a site for Dance Dance Revolution, right?

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                                • Ghakimx
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                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 1594
                                  #9
                                  Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                  I wonder if its more illegal to post Classified Information compared to pornography.

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                                    • krunkykai22
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                                      • Jan 2006
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                                      #10
                                      Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                      @NFD I never said it was going to happen lol

                                      My only reason for calling him stupid is because wouldn't you think that considering it was a mistake that it was posted to begin with and he just goes off and posts it more giving it more publicity is wrong? I know its a dance/game site but still its the moral behind it

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                                        • Ghakimx
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                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 1594
                                          #11
                                          Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                          Not really, no.

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                                            • DotKritic
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                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 2974
                                              #12
                                              Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                              I'm sorry, krunky. Did I bust your tampon after I posted something stupid? Here's a 20. Go buy another pack.

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                                                • Patricoo
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                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                                  Originally posted by krunkykai22
                                                  Yes Terry some of us are terrorists :/ lol

                                                  It's just stupidity you know? I mean it was a mistake for the Gov't to even "accidentally" post that on the Internet. So this guy comes in and posts it ... :/ ... Mainly because he thinks its funny .... well I'd love to watch his face if his house explodes with a terrorist standing there watching :]
                                                  Don't be stupid. The information is already is out and all over the internet while the press has been talking about it left and right. Its not like FFR Chit Chat thread is the only secret place for which a secret government document can be found.

                                                  Google it and you can find it in 10 seconds.

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                                                    • Adamaja456
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                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                                      OP makes the best threads


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                                                        • Ghakimx
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                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 1594
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Attention All Terrorists: The TSA Secret Handbook Is Out

                                                          You know what, someone should test this book; break one of the regulations in it and see if the workers will react. If they don't, then this handbook is a fraud.

                                                          I AM ASHAMED OF MY STUPIDITY AND MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU. FORGIVE ME, FFR.


                                                          Ninjas NEVER die. Now on a 30 kill streak.

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