scribblings of a bored college student

We are not the unthinking masses.
We are not the moral majority.
We are young and we are strong and we fight.
We fight for our right to party
And we fight for our congressman
To reject bill whatever it is
And we fight in rings and cages
And we fight in schoolyards
For our stolen lunch money
And the first rule of Fight Club is
You do not talk about Fight Club
And you can find me in da club
Bottle full of bub
(Please enjoy Bacardi Rum responsibly).
Responsible parenting involves providing
Children with boundaries and structure.
The children are our future;
We the children...
...in order to form
a more perfect union
establish justice
ensure domestic tranquility
provide for the common defense
promote the general welfare
and secure the blessings of liberty
to ourselves and our posterity
do ordain and estaaaaaablish
this constitutiooooon
fooooor the
united states ooooooof
AMERICA!!!!!!!!

The tune of that document has taught us
All we need to know.
We the children, we the youth of this nation
(WE ARE WE AAAAAARE):
We are the future.
We are the unthinking masses.
We are the moral majority.
And no matter how we oppose it,
The majority will be the majority
And the minority will be the minority
And the minority will speak for itself
And the minority will not be heard
And the minority is not the moral majority
And the moral majority will infect us
With its moderate plague
And its wishy-washy bureaucratic
Politically correct madness
Until we all are subjugated
To the American Way.

Welcome to America, home of the free.
May I take your order?