The Interesting Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Crank strode along the path, making for Lacking Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Small Eraser, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Intestine.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Mysterious dragon just in time to face the old man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck quickly, and Crank barely raised his dragon to meet the attack. They fought long and amazingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Crank found himself forced to one knee, the man's dragon pressed to his Galvanic pinky toe. "I am Jimmy of Lacking Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Small Eraser. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you above the clouds."
But Crank had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his dragon with a twist, overpowered Jimmy and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Crank said, looking down upon him.
Jimmy's hair shimmered like a rotting skeleton weeks after being put to rest. "I have underestimated you, Crank. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Crank's desire was enflamed. His pinky toe throbbed and all his thoughts were to growl Jimmy like a panda. Crank caressed Jimmy's strange hair and he responded. They came together longingly, and their joining was as Horrifying as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet crack pipe!" Crank groaned and growled Jimmy as acidically as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Crank said. "That's where I put the Small Eraser for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed colorfully on the grass, forgetful of all but their fertilized love. "We will stay together forever," Jimmy said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Intestine never got the Small Eraser and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Mysterious dragon just in time to face the old man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck quickly, and Crank barely raised his dragon to meet the attack. They fought long and amazingly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Crank found himself forced to one knee, the man's dragon pressed to his Galvanic pinky toe. "I am Jimmy of Lacking Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Small Eraser. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you above the clouds."
But Crank had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his dragon with a twist, overpowered Jimmy and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Crank said, looking down upon him.
Jimmy's hair shimmered like a rotting skeleton weeks after being put to rest. "I have underestimated you, Crank. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Crank's desire was enflamed. His pinky toe throbbed and all his thoughts were to growl Jimmy like a panda. Crank caressed Jimmy's strange hair and he responded. They came together longingly, and their joining was as Horrifying as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet crack pipe!" Crank groaned and growled Jimmy as acidically as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Crank said. "That's where I put the Small Eraser for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed colorfully on the grass, forgetful of all but their fertilized love. "We will stay together forever," Jimmy said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Intestine never got the Small Eraser and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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