Someone sent this to me a couple of days ago, it made me lol.
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Someone sent this to me a couple of days ago, it made me lol. -
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Pretty good read, haha. -
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HAHA
"Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."Comment
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Oh god. That was good.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>
Originally posted by Vendetta21Comment
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the pubic hair one is funny.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.Comment
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Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>
hahahahaComment
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My favorite part:
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
Btw just finished reading all of it... very good stuff
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He should try apple pie.Comment
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Wow, how did I miss that?
Originally posted by Vendetta21Comment
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I lol'ed the most at this one and the 1st one, glad you guys are getting a kick outta this =DMy favorite part:
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
Btw just finished reading all of it... very good stuffComment
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Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
LOL
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funny as hellComment
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The pizza one is always a win.Comment
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I read this like 4 years ago over a match of Halo 2 on Xbox Live. Since I was like, 12, I got everyone's attention reading these for the whole match while I played.Какой идиот придумал Бутерброд с дикобраза? Он хулиган и бездельник.Comment
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HARRRRRRComment
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