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  • IAAW
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 3008
    #1

    The CIA Wants YOU!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20090330/us_time/08599188817500


    ohi guyz lets liek join the cia and lern govurnmunt secruts.
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    • Necros140606
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2006
      • 1088
      #2
      Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

      a commercial claiming stuff that isn't even remotely close to be true to get people join government's secret agency

      is this a joke or is cia a joke

      who knows..........

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        • Tater Tot
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2007
          • 582
          #3
          Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

          I wonder if there are any in the "classified" section of the paper.


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            • IAAW
              FFR Player
              • May 2005
              • 3008
              #4
              Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

              Originally posted by Necros140606
              a commercial claiming stuff that isn't even remotely close to be true to get people join government's secret agency

              is this a joke or is cia a joke

              who knows..........
              I couldn't think of any other reason why the CIA would want new agents. Then again, you never know...

              ...Then again, there is the matter of April Fool's Day.

              PS: Meh, the CIA probably just needs couriers for their briefcases. Briefcases are important for business-related activities.

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                • lukestepwalker
                  NEVER GOIN PRO
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1137
                  #5
                  Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                  muhuhuhahaha

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                    • Necros140606
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 1088
                      #6
                      Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                      they praobabl need guinea pigs for research on spidermanz

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                        • NFD
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 4715
                          #7
                          Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                          I would join. :3

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                            • Xx{Midnight}xX
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 8548
                              #8
                              Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                              Yay for secrecy.

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                                • vantilburg
                                  lol internet
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 545
                                  #9
                                  Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                  "Earlier this month, the CIA's third highest-ranking official, Scott White..."
                                  Orly

                                  Hey I'm gonna change my name to something inconspicuous like John Smith maybe I'll make it big in the CIA ya?


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                                    • GG_Guru
                                      Let em' do what they want
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 3219
                                      #10
                                      Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                      I'm a secret spy agent working for the government, but you all dont know that.

                                      >.>

                                      <.<

                                      *mission impossible theme plays in the background*

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                                        • demonllama6124
                                          im your grandpa!!!
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1440
                                          #11
                                          Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                          id be cool to be in the CIA. i mean you know you wouldnt have a boring life, youd get paid out the ass, and you get theose neat little ear pieces coupled with the mic in your wrist cuff
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                                            • Necros140606
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 1088
                                              #12
                                              Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                              i like how your concept of secret agent is totally merged with the latest conspiracy james bond crap media

                                              you're patethic

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                                                • Vote4Nixon
                                                  Simdeist
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 230
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                                  The CIA is having a RAVE
                                                  Originally posted by championanwar
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                                                    • ~HentaiXXX~
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 2955
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                                      totally uber

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                                                        • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                                                          Threat Emulation
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 5184
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The CIA Wants YOU!

                                                          After going to one of their recruiting events earlier this year, I have to laugh at this. I'm pretty good at what I do, and I doubt that I would even be accepted. I also like how they don't list that they won't accept people under the age of 24, and they expect for you to have multiple years job experience. Granted, if you can speak multiple languages, especially Arabic or other middle eastern languages, that you might be able to be placed ahead of some applicants, but this won't make the whole process any faster. It normally takes over 1 year to complete the application process including a background check that pretty much covers any and everything that you have ever done, so if you want to apply sometime, you might as well start gathering this information now so...

                                                          Anyways, yeah, CIA jobs

                                                          Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                                                          I'm light f**king darkness

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