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  • Sh4d0wD3v1L
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2005
    • 693
    #1

    Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29491384


    Discuss.
    Funny stuff goes in this area right?
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    • foilman8805
      smoke wheat hail satin
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2006
      • 5704
      #2
      Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

      I am ****ing speechless.

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        • Breakdown16
          FFR Veteran
          • Sep 2007
          • 1938
          #3
          Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

          Originally posted by foilman8805
          I am ****ing speechless.
          You're only speechless if you don't say anything.

          On topic: Another example of how dumb people can get. This person deserves a Darwin award.


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          Who remembers this thread? Brings back great memories XD

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            • foilman8805
              smoke wheat hail satin
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Sep 2006
              • 5704
              #4
              Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

              Ugh. C'mon. That was quite obviously not meant in the literal sense.

              I was trying to say that no words or sentences that I could come up with would be able to accurately describe the severe disappointment and pity I have for this woman.

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                • Sh4d0wD3v1L
                  FFR Player
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 693
                  #5
                  Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                  Foil, I was trying to think of something to put in the OP, but I couldn't do it. No words can describe this.
                  Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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                    • foilman8805
                      smoke wheat hail satin
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5704
                      #6
                      Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                      I can just imagine the phone log though:

                      911: 'This is 911, what's your emergency?'
                      Woman: 'DAY OUTTA CHICKEN NUGGETS!'
                      911: 'Excuse me, what?'
                      Woman: 'MCDONALDS! DAY OUTTA CHICKEN NUGGETS DIS IS AN EMERGENCY I NEED SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS!'
                      911: '...'
                      Woman: 'DAMN, I MUSTA GOT CUT OFF, I'LL CALL THEM BACK BECAUSE DIS IS AN EMERGENCY!'

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                        • OrganisM
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 2644
                          #7
                          Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                          According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency."
                          .

                          Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                          "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                          because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                          spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                          changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                          Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                          Originally Posted by                           MrRubix[link]:
                          "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                           Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                          "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                            • Sh4d0wD3v1L
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 693
                              #8
                              Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                              I ****ing hate the McDouble. Just call it what it is - a double cheeseburger with half the cheese.
                              Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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                                • tangomango
                                  FFR Player
                                  • May 2007
                                  • 1134
                                  #9
                                  Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                  I can just imagine what the 911 dispatch person's expression looked like when he/she heard this.

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                                    • OrganisM
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 2644
                                      #10
                                      Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                      I ****ing hate McDonald's.

                                      Try In n Out, they make real burgers... or at least Fatburger or Tommy's if you're not around the SoCal/Vegas areas..
                                      .

                                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                      Originally Posted by                                       MrRubix[link]:
                                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                       Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                        • Sh4d0wD3v1L
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 693
                                          #11
                                          Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                          Oh, when it comes to real burgers, I make my own. Or go to Kopp's in Milwaukee. McDonald's is just a "I need the most fattening grease filled food I can find..."
                                          Funny stuff goes in this area right?

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                                            • championanwar
                                              Ask Nuro! x3
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              FFR Music Producer
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 2588
                                              #12
                                              Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                              Only in America.

                                              Originally posted by aperson
                                              all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
                                              aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
                                              aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
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                                                • OrganisM
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 2644
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                  Originally posted by tangomango
                                                  I can just imagine what the 911 dispatch person's expression looked like when he/she heard this.
                                                  first thing that came to mind was

                                                  .

                                                  Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                  "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                  because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                  spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                  changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                  Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                  Originally Posted by                                                   MrRubix[link]:
                                                  "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                   Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                  "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                                    • retching oesophagus
                                                      (^._.^) =^-ω-^= (^･o･^)ﾉ
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 805
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                      i've heard some real stupid 911/999 calls before but still, mcnuggets? lol

                                                      Originally posted by Breakdown16
                                                      You're only speechless if you don't say anything.

                                                      On topic: Another example of how dumb people can get. This person deserves a Darwin award.
                                                      darwin awards are only handed out to those that remove themselves from the gene pool, which sadly is not the case here.

                                                      lol so much dum in this thread

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                                                        • gafandriel
                                                          All the world is at war
                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                          • 278
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                          I ****ing love this person

                                                          whoever they are

                                                          i love a love a love them

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