The Motionless Moose's of Lonesome Empty Field

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  • dancingcactus27
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2008
    • 20

    #1

    The Motionless Moose's of Lonesome Empty Field

    It sat there, on a moldy fence. An apple, shining in the sunlight. I looked at it and began to wonder:

    Why is there an apple there on that moldy fence?

    I sat there and thought what this could mean... Apple's are never on moldy fence's untill January. I stared at the apple, and it stared back. Then, I started to remember something. The apple reminded me of that time I was almost killed by the Motionless Moose's of Lonesome Empty Feild...

    It all hapened last year, I was sitting on the side of the road and then I saw something I would never forget. A sweaty motionless moose, standing there, looking at me. I looked at it and realized something... There were 16 other moose's in the Lonesome Empty Field. I jumped up and I got out my cell phone. I quickly dialed 911.

    "This is 911, what is your emergency?"

    "Hello, yes, I am standing here motionless at Lonesome Empty Feild and there are Motionless Moose's standing there!"

    "Sir, I don't see your emergency..."

    "AHHHHH! One of the moose's just motionlessly moved towards me!"

    "In a motionless manor?"

    "Yes!"

    "Sir, stay calm and we will send someone right away!"

    I stood there and waited as the moose's came closer, motionlessly moving towards me. I began to run, and then the moose's, still motionless, flew into the air and flew at me. I fell down a manhole and I landed hard on the ground. The moose's were climbing down the stairs in a motionless, scary manor. And then I saw it, an apple on a moldy piece of wood floating in the sewage water. I took the apple and threw it at the moose's. The zoomed away, quacking like the stupid little ducks they were. I climbed out of the manhole and ran home.

    As I looked at the apple, sitting on the moldy fence, it remided me so well of what the moose's looked like. The apple looked like a sweaty moose standing motionless in Lonesome Empty Feild under a tree with orange leaves falling on a cold summer's afternoon in the middle of April.
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