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  • sonic-fast-fingers
    FFR Player
    • May 2005
    • 268

    #1

    What if your animal....

    What if your pet/animal was a human?

    What do you think this person would be like? What race would they be? What kind of job would they have? What kind of friends would they have?

    Give what kind of animal you have and then what you think they would be like as a human. Make sure to have reason. i.e. I think my cat would be a trouble maker because she is always knocking things over.

    I will start. I have a black Labrador. He has two priorities as a dog: food and his mom (really my mom). I used to think food was his #1 priority but sometimes I don't know. He is constantly whining and crying when my mom is not home. As a human he would probably grow up to be 40 year old white guy that is still living with his mom. He would be what you could call "a momma's boy."

    Mine isn't too interesting but I am sure some of you have some very unique animals with some distinct characteristics that you could use.
  • DoctorSerpentine
    Banned
    • Nov 2007
    • 412

    #2
    Re: What if your animal....

    Basically all dogs would just be ******s who would jump around and shout "Hey! Hey! Hey! HeyHeyHeyheyheyhey! Hey!" all day.
    ps furries

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    • sonic-fast-fingers
      FFR Player
      • May 2005
      • 268

      #3
      Re: What if your animal....

      Well I guess you could over simplify it but some people do have animals with unique traits. The goal of this thread is for people just to have fun.

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      • Rubin0
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2006
        • 1276

        #4
        Re: What if your animal....

        My cat would be a gay middle aged man suffering from borderline personality disorder.

        Edit: Because he is all of those things, aside from being human.
        Last edited by Rubin0; 11-15-2008, 06:48 PM.
        The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

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        • Nyokou
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          • Apr 2005
          • 4246

          #5
          Re: What if your animal....

          My cat would probably be in his late 20s... with ADHD, and really lazy - eating most of the time. He would be deathly afraid of paper and plastic bags, especially the sounds that they make.

          TLDR: He would be a wuss.
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          • Tater Tot
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2007
            • 582

            #6
            Re: What if your animal....

            One of my dogs would be a gold digging tease, the other would be the fool who fell for her, and my lizard would be just like me, a lazy bastard.


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            • clarinet89
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2008
              • 899

              #7
              Re: What if your animal....

              I have a goldfish who would turn out to be one of those people with a phobia for everything and wouldn't leave the house, washing their hands every day, scared to even go out and get the mail.

              Questionable Content

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              • welsh_girl
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2004
                • 1365

                #8
                Re: What if your animal....

                My Kitten in human form would have ADHD, attack every human in sight, walk into other people's houses, be a complete whore and spend all day running up and down stairs.

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                • rzr
                  TWG Veteran
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 7608

                  #9
                  Re: What if your animal....

                  I don't have a pet anymore. But, I suppose if we still had Scrappy, my old beagle, he'd be like me. A depressed teen because his parents (in Scrappy's case, owners) always hit him. They always used to come home and hit him, that's why he ran away. Maybe I should have gone with the little guy. I was only like 4, but we could've grown up in the woods together and then I could have battled some retarded animal, like, oh say, a cheetah.

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                  yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

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                  • sonic-fast-fingers
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2005
                    • 268

                    #10
                    Re: What if your animal....

                    Originally posted by welsh_girl
                    My Kitten in human form would have ADHD, attack every human in sight, walk into other people's houses, be a complete whore and spend all day running up and down stairs.
                    So if you cat was a human it would attack every human in sight. I hope it never looks in a mirror!

                    Originally posted by rzr
                    I don't have a pet anymore. But, I suppose if we still had Scrappy, my old beagle, he'd be like me. A depressed teen because his parents (in Scrappy's case, owners) always hit him. They always used to come home and hit him, that's why he ran away. Maybe I should have gone with the little guy. I was only like 4, but we could've grown up in the woods together and then I could have battled some retarded animal, like, oh say, a cheetah.
                    This is very revealing

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                    • robertsona
                      missa in h-moll
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 3997

                      #11
                      Re: What if your animal....

                      Uh, someone can both have ADHD and be lazy...

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                      • sonic-fast-fingers
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2005
                        • 268

                        #12
                        Re: What if your animal....

                        ADHD and motivation aren't on the same line. ADHD means that you are hyper and not that you are going to clean your room.

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                        • ~kitty~
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 988

                          #13
                          Re: What if your animal....

                          My cat would be a bank robber, because he steals things from neighbors. Then he would be all like "yay", and bring it to the house, but run away again.

                          He will be one of those people who will come home when he's in danger, you know, if the popo are after him.

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                          • Magnum GS
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 9

                            #14
                            Re: What if your animal....

                            My cat would be one of thoes huge people that can't get out of bed.
                            He weighs about 35ish lbs.

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                            • pokelda
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                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 3876

                              #15
                              Re: What if your animal....

                              furries

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