Photoshop Tennis [Sex & Drugs Mix]

Welcome to Photoshop Tennis [Sex & Drugs Mix].

This my my reincarnation of the old Photoshop Tennis thread. Rather than bumping the old thread I thought I'd put my new spin on it.

The title "Sex & Drugs Mix" doesn't mean anything in particular. I just figured that the title would be more attractive.

Enough with the introduction, here are the rules and how to play:

INSTRUCTIONS:
Photoshop tennis in its most basic form is where one user posts an image, and the next user Photoshops something creative into the image. The next user takes the edited picture and repeats the process. Proper Photoshop tennis would consist of two or more very skilled Photoshop users taking turns editing a picture to create an attractive new picture.

What we're going to be doing is more of the simple form. I will post the first picture, and the next user will Photoshop something create/humorous. This will continue until probably until the current picture seems "Photoshopped out" and I choose a new picture/designate someone else to choose a new picture.

RULES:
1. Don't post a whole bunch of crappy Photoshops. Please put some effort into this game.
2. Before starting an edit, make sure to post that you are going to do the edit and that nobody else should post. The person who makes the reserve post GETS TO DO THE EDIT. If someone posts and edit without making a reserve post you should ignore it.
3. You may not reserve twice in a row.
4. Making a motivational poster does not count. They will be ignored.
5. If you make a reserve post and nobody posts after you, please edit your post.
6. If an edit is not posted within 24 hours of its predecessor then I will open it to anyone. MAKING A RESERVE POST IS STILL NECESSARY.

DEMONSTRATION:
In case all that was too complicated for you, this is how the thread should go.

Me: Here's a picture of a sailboat! Do your best!

Photoshopper #1: Reserve!

Photoshopper #2: Oh this one should be interesting...

Photoshopper #1: I set the sailboat's sails on fire! Check it out!

Photoshopper #3: Reserve! This is gonna be fun >:)

Photoshopper #3 edit's post: The sailboat is on fire AND IN SPACE.

For the sake of irony the first picture will be a sailboat. For the sake of originality your first edit is not allowed to be "the boat's sails are on fire."

BEFORE:

AFTER:


Start it up.