the time i blew up the chem lab

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  • Lupin_the_3rd
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 2665

    #1

    the time i blew up the chem lab

    Ok, so for friday afterschool, i was preparing a "visual presentation" going along with my oral report. My visual presentation consisted of mixing 3 parts kno3(potassium nitrate) and 2 parts sugar, boiling it, letting it harden onto aluminum foil, which makes a medium class explosive. I had done this experiment at home before using potassium nitrate from....a valid source....Unfortunately, several variables affected the outcome:

    1. heat:surface area, the direct flame from bunsen burner was very small, while my stove spread out the heat
    2. my stove isn't as hot as the bunsen burner
    3. I used more kno3 and sugar than i did at home(hehehe)
    4. different grade kno3 perhaps
    5. i was a dumbass and didn't stir the mixture enough at the bottom, it stuck, hardened to the bottom, and ignited.


    my chem demo blew up in front of me while we were making it. My teacher was trying to make the equation on the board while i was stirring it, and i was staring into space until...HISSSSS a huge pink flame leapt up from the beaker which was approximately 4 feet high(to the ceiling, it may have been highere if it hadn't been contained) and the thickness of a basketball.

    it was quite a sight, as i stood there dazed, looking at the flame (i had been quick enough to get my hand out of the way while stirring it, leaving only singe marks). Massive amounts of smoke had been formed (this was the main purpose of making it...the smoke)

    my teacher ran back in the room with a smoke mask and grabbed my bag...luckily it was a short reaction, and nobody got hurt. now i have to do a goddam poster instead of blowing stuff up...oh well it was fun

    Fin.
  • altairian
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2003
    • 2055

    #2
    rofl
    nice work
    plz don't choose chemistry as your occupation kthx
    Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.

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    • Lupin_the_3rd
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2003
      • 2665

      #3
      hey, blowing stuff up=cool

      it wasn't 100% my fault...there were so many different variables that i hadn't considered...plus my teacher didn't bother to watch what i was doing (nor did they know what exactly i was doing)

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      • VxDx
        FFR Player
        • May 2003
        • 1871

        #4
        We did a thermite reaction in our class this year. Cool stuff.

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        • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
          FFR Player
          • Jun 2003
          • 3078

          #5
          Alls we do is look at frog sperm cells

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          • Lupin_the_3rd
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2003
            • 2665

            #6
            a crazy scientist last year (neundorf) was cutting white phosphorous with a knife and it flew across the room, landing next to a students foot (unfortunately missing her), ignited and flooded the room with smoke. The other teachers call him "boom boom"

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            • makaveli121212
              FFR Player
              • May 2003
              • 3823

              #7
              Originally posted by VxDx
              We did a thermite reaction in our class this year. Cool stuff.
              yeah, totally awesome
              Originally posted by VxDx
              Stick it in her butt and pee.

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              • VxDx
                FFR Player
                • May 2003
                • 1871

                #8
                bitchin' even.

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                • Bittabe-be
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 392

                  #9
                  I really hope none of you people EVER end up at my school. And if you do.....well, i think i'll just hope you never show up.
                  I remember one time, me and my friends felt lke being smart asses, so we all started lighting our lighter in the back of class. The teacher caught us, and old s to put them away "immediately" .
                  Of course i thought it was great and seeing the opportunity, pulled out a bunch of papers, and me and my friends lit them . But it was only intended to freak out the teacher. We were going to blow them out, but some smart ass from the other side of the room, decided to try and be cool and pour something on them. I don't know what the hell it was, but it was damn sure flameable. The stuff spilled on the carpet, the papers blew to the floor (still ignited mind you) immediatly igniting the wet spot.Everybody was like "OMFG "
                  Well, from that point on, we were pretty much screwed, so we left and didn;t go back. Haven't been back to the class yet Funniest shit ever.
                  SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

                  Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
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                  I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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                  • Lupin_the_3rd
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 2665

                    #10
                    ummm, there's a difference between being a dumbass and having an accident

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                    • Bittabe-be
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 392

                      #11
                      Well, it was kind of an accident.......when the kid puored her shit all over the paper!
                      SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

                      Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
                      www.xanga.com/bittabo.

                      I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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                      • Lupin_the_3rd
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 2665

                        #12
                        ...so you didn't mean to light a stack of paper on fire?

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                        • Bittabe-be
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 392

                          #13
                          Well...nothe entire stack. We just wanted to piss off the teacher, then blow it out
                          SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

                          Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
                          www.xanga.com/bittabo.

                          I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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                          • Anticrombie0909
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 4683

                            #14
                            God...you guys have exciting science labs, all we do is like, use weights to determine the reactionary force between two objects...lame.

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                            • Bittabe-be
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 392

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Anticrombie0909
                              God...you guys have exciting science labs, all we do is like, use weights to determine the reactionary force between two objects...lame.
                              it would be exciting if you did some dumb shit like me.... but i wouldn't if i were you
                              SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY...

                              Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious!
                              www.xanga.com/bittabo.

                              I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

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