Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

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  • sayuncle990
    SIU Making a COMEBACK
    • Sep 2005
    • 513

    #1

    Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

    The most I remember was walking into the office, doing all the poop in the chair.

    And then the mask.

    I remember chatting to the doctors about forcing myself to stay awke for as long as I could.

    And how I felt the energy being sucked away.

    And asking them for a bandaid on my first failed IV insertion.

    They gave me no bandaid.

    Poopfaces.

    And then I remember faintly going to my car. And then waking up on the couch to change bandages.

    There are no bandaids *tear*.

    Now I will force myself to do normal stuff, like go over to a friends house: to prove my manliness.

    I felt like I had to write that down. All the gauze is still in my mouth in stuff, changed not 4 minutes ago by my awesome mom. I also did a pullup or two to show my manliness.

    And btw I am still slightly incoherent, so if this does not make sense, sorry.


    Originally posted by popsicle_3000
    wow, not having a girlfriend must have done wonders to my ability to jack well!
  • Emo_Saur_
    FFR Veteran
    • Feb 2007
    • 2952

    #2
    Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

    lol, this post was fun reading. I'm sorry about no band-aids, I got a pokermanz one or dora. Your choice.
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    • sayuncle990
      SIU Making a COMEBACK
      • Sep 2005
      • 513

      #3
      Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

      Lucky =(


      Originally posted by popsicle_3000
      wow, not having a girlfriend must have done wonders to my ability to jack well!

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      • operationstrawbarry
        FFR Player
        • Apr 2004
        • 802

        #4
        Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

        OMFG!!! I think I still have to do this to... I heard it hurts like a mofo...

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        • sayuncle990
          SIU Making a COMEBACK
          • Sep 2005
          • 513

          #5
          Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

          So far, its not that bad, they messed up an IV, but besides that I'm fine in the first 15 minutes of recovery, besides a tiny bit of soreness.


          Originally posted by popsicle_3000
          wow, not having a girlfriend must have done wonders to my ability to jack well!

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          • abro13
            Professor Spellcheck
            • May 2006
            • 136

            #6
            Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

            You're a man! A manly man! Give yourself a pat on the back, you manly man you.



            Originally posted by MrGiggles
            That just reminded me of the time one dude got killed riding that Superman ride at Six Flags. He was disabled or morbidly obese or something and got flung into a fence.
            Originally posted by SethSquall
            Poor fence =/

            I mean kid.

            Poor kid...

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            • Megmo
              FFR Veteran
              • Sep 2006
              • 250

              #7
              Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

              I had mine out in May a few weeks ago. They put the IV in, I asked if the monitor was supposed to be moving like that, and was out. I woke up completely out of it mistaking pictures for trees and they had this nauseating wallpaper that moved everytime I looked at it. Afterwards I couldn't feel my chin and bottom lip for two days and lived on the applesauce and pudding diet doing all I could to avoid dry socket...And I just got the full use of my jaw back last week.

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              • MystictheHedgehog
                FFR Veteran
                • Apr 2005
                • 699

                #8
                Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                Wow, I'm getting scared. I gotta get this crap done eventually. I confuse pictures for trees now, that's without the loopy-ness.
                Originally posted by Jerry DB
                how does that even make sense? in the beginning of time there was this 5 billion dollar machine that forced two particles to collide at the speed of light. lets re create that. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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                • sarahxjane
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 2109

                  #9
                  Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                  I remember when I had mine removed.
                  My gums bled profusely all day.

                  I was awake through the procedure too.

                  I never understand why people go under for dental work.

                  A needle or two in the gums isn't all that bad.
                  Originally posted by Tasselfoot
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                  Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
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                  Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

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                  • sayuncle990
                    SIU Making a COMEBACK
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 513

                    #10
                    Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                    OW they hurt now. A lot.


                    Originally posted by popsicle_3000
                    wow, not having a girlfriend must have done wonders to my ability to jack well!

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                    • Izzy
                      Snek
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 9195

                      #11
                      Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                      you pooped in a chair?

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                      • Psychotik
                        Heckin' Cute
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1727

                        #12
                        Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                        It sounds like fun.
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                        Originally posted by TEEX
                        I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                        • OMG its HIM
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 667

                          #13
                          Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                          ow sounds painful
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                          <He Got Laid
                          Originally posted by djshox
                          I will kill you.

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                          • LLaMaSaUceYup
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 3759

                            #14
                            Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                            Originally posted by Psychotik
                            It sounds like fun.
                            xD

                            Originally posted by abro13
                            You're a man! A manly man! Give yourself a pat on the back, you manly man you.
                            Oh yes, thread win, because of the icon.

                            I hope I wont have to get mine out... ;//
                            Or maybe I do...

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                            • ofres
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 76

                              #15
                              Re: Well I just woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction.

                              when i got my wisdom teeth out it was 2 years ago in 7th grade the teeth were barely out they had to like cut up my cums and take them out because of braces or something :[

                              and i didn't get put to sleep they gave me 3 shots of Novocaine on each side of my gums

                              the guy was funny though ;D

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