What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

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  • ledwix
    Giant Pi Operator
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Mar 2006
    • 2878

    #1

    What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

    Maybe SM/DDR/ITG style lines would work, too. Just wanted to see if we can get a list going. They're all pretty funny, but I had to give honorable mention to some. Here are my personal favorites so far:

    "You wanna ride my excite bike???"
    "I'll try not to make too much noise with my fingers, so we can Let Mom Sleep."
    "Your Epidermis is Lovely Lovely Lovely"
    "This might not be Tori No Uta, but i'd roll on you."
    "bbblow me."
    "I want to shove my monstrous turtle in you. ;D"


    Code:
    [b]List:[/b]
    Welcome to the insanity that we call FFR?
    Get Down on my Crowdpleaser
    Get your fingers... fingering!
    Hey, lets step!
    Wanna hook up sometime? I can jack 200 bpm.
    Hey babe, I'm an expert at jacking on Pants, you ready?
    Baby I thrust like I jack.
    Hey babe, wanna come to my freespace?
    Do you play spread, one handed or with your index fingers?
    hey how about we turkish march our way to a freespace and do some crowdpleasing
    My fingers are faster than your's wanna see?
    you wanna ride my excite bike??? [color=red]rofl[/color]
    You play FFR? Cool. Let's ****
    Can I see your Synful Sub?
    We should go to the next room so i can guru on your ***.
    Your Pants are Dazzling My Soul.
    Hey babe, are you in the Rock section? Cause your *** is EPIC.
    You excite my bike.
    I'll try not to make too much noise with my fingers, so we can Let Mom Sleep. [color=red]rofl[/color]
    We were Cutting Circles during The Games We Played.
    My Splash makes Beats.
    Darn girl, your so funky you must be Too Tight.
    Let me show you how to place your fingers spread
    Your Epidermis is Lovely Lovely Lovely [color=red]rofl[/color]
    *lifts up finger* All skill .
    hello Muthaf***ing Speedcore Only
    i like playing spread because i get to use all my fingers wanna see how?
    I've had a few Runny Mornings. *blush*
    'Baby Don't You Want Me' to 'Bomb The Base' 'Below The Surface'?
    hay gurl, what ya CMOD?
    Babe, they call me Dynam0 'cause once you see how I can vibrate, I'll have you screamin dynaMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    This might not be Tori No Uta, but i'd roll on you. [color=red]rofl[/color]
    Hey baby, I'm on the top 10 in Stepmania, let's have 'one more lovely' cause 'I'm a Maid' and would like to 'Inquire Upon' your 'Shining Collection'.
    I can mash your pussy pretty hard.
    
    Mr. Boo: Why hello there.
    Crowdpleaser: Sup.
    Mr. Boo: We had a fun night together. However, I shouldn't be seeing you that often anymore, right?
    Crowdpleaser: You know I like it when I get double-teamed, don't tease me.
    Mr. Boo: Ohhh... so you want more of me, eh?
    Crowdpleaser: I can't get enough of you. I'm tired of missing you... I'm tired of misses. I need you now.
    Mr. Boo: But wait... isn't double-teaming you... ILLEGAL?
    Crowdpleaser: Shhh... no more talk. Just trill, baby. Two hands, the way I like it.
    
    Hey baby, Less Talk More Rokk.
    M.A.M.A, Let Me Be Your Pirate.
    I'll Shag you real good.
    Allison, I will continue to Keep On Lovin' You so take a Deep Breath, Come With Me and let's Get Down on the Driveway.[color=red]lol wut[/color]
    I always have the Same Dream of you. It makes my heart Flutter. I feel like I am { Losing Touch } with Reality.
    id tap that
    wanna vibrate my keys
    cmon up and down up and down (trills)
    Wanna see me do some jacks on my Crowdpleaser? I never miss!
    Hey babe, I'd love to be Falling into You so I could give you a Beethoven Virus Infection.
    Hey baby, I feel like I'd Keep On Loving You for 136.6 minutes, then publish the results Straight to Video or on an Adult's Sketchbook.
    "I wanna see you spread"
    baby, you smell like Chlorophyll
    lets get Between The Sheets so i can go Below the Surface.
    you look like that one girl from last months Adult Sketchbook.
    can i get in The Space Between?
    thats a Nice Nice Noise you make there.
    Let Me Be Your Pirate, your butt pirate that is.
    baby, theres so much Tension built up in you. why dont we Kick It over to ny place where we can Start Something Epic??
    Wanna help me jack?
    attack of one minute, baby that's all I have to say.
    I'd attack you for one minute, baby.
    you just sit there and wait for the trill
    hey baby, you are my favorite crowdpleaser
    Girl, my One Minute Waltz, is your Dazzling Destiny. I'm BOUND to {Blaze} you when I move like a Gaussian Blur and mash your {Rose}.
    bbblow me.[color=red]nice[/color]
    You wanna see the Legend? You'll be screaming some Nice Nice Noise.
    Wanna do something X?
    Nest, Synth, and Tass are all gonna get together w/ your girlfriend and run a train on her.
    Wanna see my Kakke? Supposed to be a Colossus.
    Going to Dazzling Destiny my Liquid Moon all over your face.
    Shox makes me Lift Up.
    Id run my fingers over your arrows any day baby. 
    Hey baby, be a rebel, and flash flash!
    "Wanna bbblow my massive Crowdpleaser?"
    "Only if you AAA my BB Evolution."
    Allison told me to go to her Secret Zombie Room, and then she bbblowed my Big Blue!
    There's more than one way to jack... want to see one?
    "no sdp?
    you stupid ledwix!"
    Hey babe wanna play with my Battle Ax?
    lets go back to my house and ill give you a Technostorm Hurricaine.
    wanna be my hardcore of the north?
    Baby, my MAX size lasts FOREVER.
    Did I just step into the infernoplex, or is it just you?
    I can do you like I do uber rave.
    Remember R2? Yeah, it's fixed.
    No need for SDG I can AAA you sightread XD
    id like to see you Dance 2 This
    give me my Free Space
    come Baby Dont You Want Me?
    a perfect is a Crowdpleaser
    i like your Red Dress makes you look {Heavy}
    there was complete Silence
    i watched in awe of the Flight of the Bumblebee
    i watched the Horizon
    i picked Pretty Green Onions
    WHAT THE FUNK
    who was that hot lady playing ddr in the Arcade
    The Games We Played were sexy
    im thirsty for Spirte-
    Izzy here?
    I toke her Pants off
    that was a Strangeprogram
    The Secret Zombie Room smelled
    Spread the germ
    i have a dazzling soul
    Big Blue sea
    Turkish Marched up the hill
    they raised the Blag Flag
    I AAA'd AAA
    im getting my BB Revenge
    First Try on a lady?
    Lift Up your head
    The Legend of Zelda is still told to many folks
    Im a Legend.
    Shall we Dance2?
    Why don't you Come With Me to Mount Chorus and watch the Szamár madárs in the Horizon?
    Baby, you shine brighter than a mercury lamp.
    I want to shove my monstrous turtle in you. ;D [color=red]haha[/color]
    watch out, I'm as dangerous as Lethal Injection.
    Would you like to AAA my Indulgence?
    I am Maid for your every need.
    The Rhythm of Life beats in my Heart.
    I hope I'm taking you to the World of Dreams. Wait... you're not feeling jumpy, are you?
    Dinner? A walk in the park? Or a ride in an EHHS for a Trip to the Moon?
    (to another group) Wow, they make a crowdpleasing full combo.
    
    My M.A.M.A was so Far Away From Home, so, since she was gone, i had all the Power in the house. Each person at my house decided that they would go buy a Blue Rose for their girlfriends, and then, after that they would go head over the Club.
    
    Later at the Club, we were pretty much Blooddrunk so none of us were even going to attempt to drive in the Driveway that day. It was an Epic moment for us because None of us Could Escape the Club that day since we were so damned drunk and Lost.
    
    Later that day, A friend of mine who worked for that club drank some Lemonade and decided to give us a ride home since it was a State Of Emergency for us. While we were in his car laying down on the back seat, I could have sworn that I'd heard him playing that gay ass Strawberry Music he had playing in his car.
    
    Well, anyway, as I look at the Cracking Sky, I realized that I'd Start Something way Over the Rave, and that I Wish (for FFR) to actually listen to the Epic moment that I had during that day. I've learned my Lesson.
    
    I'll pound you harder than my keyboard.
    I like my keys sensitive.
    I can vibrate really good.
    Don't worry, I don't hack!
    I don't have an Infection.
    Want to see My Pet Monster?
    Get Down and Rise Up on my Club
    My 37dicks caused a huge Roflgabber load hehe
    Excuse me miss, there seems to be a Turbulence in my pants, mind to fix the jacks?
    I want those Pants to come down quicker than Summer's got Power.
    Last edited by ledwix; 06-15-2008, 05:22 PM.
  • EAGAMES
    Y0FACE!
    • Dec 2006
    • 4931

    #2
    Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

    Welcome to the insanity that we call FFR?
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    • Adamaja456
      Absurd
      • Dec 2006
      • 6433

      #3
      Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

      Get Down on my Crowdpleaser


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      • lxDestinyxl
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2006
        • 3247

        #4
        Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

        Get your fingers... fingering!

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        • Tex :)
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2007
          • 428

          #5
          Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

          Hey, lets step!
          (:P)
          unfortunately still kickin' ~(‾⌣‾~)

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          • phe0nixblade
            Praise the sun mofo
            • Sep 2005
            • 4281

            #6
            Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

            Wanna hook up sometime? I can jack 200 bpm..
            **** i dont know this ****

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            • ledwix
              Giant Pi Operator
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Mar 2006
              • 2878

              #7
              Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

              How about..."hey babe, I'm an expert at jacking on Pants, you ready?"

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              • lxDestinyxl
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2006
                • 3247

                #8
                Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                Originally posted by ledwix
                How about..."hey babe, I'm an expert at jacking on Pants, you ready?"
                Wait wait wait... "Baby I thrust like I jack."

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                • Cristiano Ronaldo
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2008
                  • 78

                  #9
                  Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                  "hey babe wanna come to my freespace?"


                  I HAVE FAILED!!! The message couldn’t be more clear. DAMN DIRTY APES!

                  Cheers,

                  Synthlight

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                  • PlayTrumpet
                    Lamingtons.
                    • May 2007
                    • 590

                    #10
                    Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                    "Do you play spread, one handed or with your index fingers?"
                    HIGH-FIVING A MILLION ANGELS!
                    sigpic

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                    • who_cares973
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 15407

                      #11
                      Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                      hey how about we turkish march our way to a freespace and do some crowdpleasing

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                      • 25thhour
                        I like max
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2922

                        #12
                        Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                        My fingers are faster than your's wanna see?

                        =S
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                        • demonllama6124
                          im your grandpa!!!
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1440

                          #13
                          Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                          you wanna ride my excite bike???
                          Originally posted by nestlekwik
                          Blue is my favorite color. Thus, anyone in the chat with a blue name is super awesome and deserves to have Chinese food.
                          Originally posted by welsh_girl
                          OP, WTFBrandon & demonllama6124

                          Only Men here with Manly Man hairy legs.
                          Originally posted by Velocity
                          leonid, please shut the fuck up before I make you.
                          Help decide which game I should play next. Trying to beat all my games
                          http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...47#post4489647

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                          • Psychotik
                            Heckin' Cute
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1727

                            #14
                            Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                            You play FFR? Cool. Let's ****.
                            Check out my Speedruns
                            Originally posted by TEEX
                            I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                            • Psychotik
                              Heckin' Cute
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1727

                              #15
                              Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                              "Can I see your Synful Sub?"
                              Check out my Speedruns
                              Originally posted by TEEX
                              I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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