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  • insomniac_platypus
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2007
    • 149

    #1

    Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

    My buddy Jack here thinks it's some movie called "Red Line," about some drug dealer that somehow gets into street racing. I think he's wrong. What do you think is the most retarded or stupid movie ever? No, the Date Movie doesn't count. ;3 Thanks.

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  • SnS
    FFR Veteran
    • Jun 2007
    • 680

    #2
    Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

    Meet The Spartans.

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    • lxDestinyxl
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2006
      • 3247

      #3
      Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

      Cloverfield, Epic Movie and Superhero.

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      • Izzy
        Snek
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jan 2003
        • 9195

        #4
        Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

        cloverfield was a good movie though... Certaintly not the most retarded.
        I would have to say "the village"

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        • devonin
          Very Grave Indeed
          Event Staff
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Apr 2004
          • 10120

          #5
          Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

          The "amazing plot twist" in the village was painfully obvious about 60 seconds into the movie, which turned it into a terrible movie.

          That's the thing about M Night Shammamahwtever, his whole movies are based around "the plot device you don't see coming" So if you -do- see it coming, all you're left with is a terrible movie (See also Sixth Sense)

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          • lxDestinyxl
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2006
            • 3247

            #6
            Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

            Originally posted by Izzy
            cloverfield was a good movie though... Certaintly not the most retarded.
            I would have to say "the village"

            Alright, maybe not the most retarded, but it's definitely not a good movie.

            Reasons:

            1) Headache
            2) The camcorder holding dude took too long to die
            3) The camcorder was picked up by someone else and gave me a headache again
            4) Too long of an introduction, even though it was realistic
            5) Just because the camcorder broke down, it didn't mean it would randomly pick a previously recorded flick and start playing it again
            6) The movie was too short
            7) The monster was really dodgy
            8) The plot itself - there was no plot
            9) Headache
            10) Headache
            11) There wasn't really anything to-the-point in the duration of the movie
            12) We couldn't guess what was happening to everyone else - therefore the camera was too focused on the un-important sections
            13) In the subway - boring
            14) Many people mention -hidden things- in the movie, or -the REAL monster is blah blah blah- . If these are true, and you need to look at the finer details to find these, then it's not a good movie. A good movie should have something smart/hidden etc... but not too disguised otherwise no-one's going to understand it and get bored.
            15) The worst ending created by man
            16) The plot in the beginning with the Japan trip had absolutely nothing to do with the movie itself
            17) The movie was such a cliche'
            18) Headache

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            • insomniac_platypus
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2007
              • 149

              #7
              Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

              Heh... after some thought, I have to say that I think that the movie, The Crucible, was the worst bucket of no that I have ever allowed myself to watch... Also, August Rush. Sure, it's a good movie, but due to the ending, when it was over, I was just like... "What the hell was the point of that?"

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              • sjoecool1991
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2006
                • 2302

                #8
                Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                Originally posted by lxDestinyxl
                Alright, maybe not the most retarded, but it's definitely not a good movie.

                Reasons:

                1) Headache
                2) The camcorder holding dude took too long to die
                3) The camcorder was picked up by someone else and gave me a headache again
                4) Too long of an introduction, even though it was realistic
                5) Just because the camcorder broke down, it didn't mean it would randomly pick a previously recorded flick and start playing it again
                6) The movie was too short
                7) The monster was really dodgy
                8) The plot itself - there was no plot
                9) Headache
                10) Headache
                11) There wasn't really anything to-the-point in the duration of the movie
                12) We couldn't guess what was happening to everyone else - therefore the camera was too focused on the un-important sections
                13) In the subway - boring
                14) Many people mention -hidden things- in the movie, or -the REAL monster is blah blah blah- . If these are true, and you need to look at the finer details to find these, then it's not a good movie. A good movie should have something smart/hidden etc... but not too disguised otherwise no-one's going to understand it and get bored.
                15) The worst ending created by man
                16) The plot in the beginning with the Japan trip had absolutely nothing to do with the movie itself
                17) The movie was such a cliche'
                18) Headache

                Cloverfield was a good movie.
                anyone who got a headache is obviously waaaaay to sensitive.
                Also, I have never seen anything like cloverfield before, the camera was genius.
                Last edited by sjoecool1991; 06-8-2008, 12:14 PM.

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                • OMG its HIM
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 667

                  #9
                  Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                  cloverfield is an ok movie,but short to me.
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                  • Frozen Beat
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 1092

                    #10
                    Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                    attack of the killer tomatoes.

                    it's about killer tomatoes attacking.

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                    • customstuff
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                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4892

                      #11
                      Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                      Some movie called Ice Fire or something, it hailed a bunch then random stuff caught on fire... It made no sense.

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                      • funmonkey54
                        The Chill Keeper
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 4127

                        #12
                        Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                        It is definitely "the village". The plot line was extremely obvious right from the start. M Night Shamalan is an awful director. All of his movies are about as stupid as "the village".

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                        • Mr.Nothing
                          R.I.P. Steve <3
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 1227

                          #13
                          Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                          Cloverfield was amazing, it's my favorite movie.
                          The most retarded movie ever is definitely Gammra.
                          It's a giant turtle that breathes fire, and he attacks Japan... just like Mothra, and Godzilla, and Mecha-Godzilla, and all those other painfully terrible giant creatures.

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                          • Xx{Midnight}xX
                            FFR Player
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8548

                            #14
                            Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                            The Blair witch project and Napoleon Dynamite.

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                            • Mr.Nothing
                              R.I.P. Steve <3
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 1227

                              #15
                              Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

                              Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                              The Blair witch project and Napoleon Dynamite.
                              Blair Witch Project actually didn't seem that bad to me, and Napoleon Dynamite is one of those 'it's so stupid it's funny' movies, that still wasn't funny.

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