God, why do i hate these people so much?
god: who son?
me: holy f*** god's talking to me!!1
god: why yes. everybody know that I can only talk to you when i'm in my squirrel form. so, who are you talking about my son?
me: ummm... ok. anyways, why do i hate people that post WAY too many bulletin like sarah slytherin?
god: why don't you just delete her from your friend list?
me: well god, she's hot and she post her OWN bulletin, not copying and paste what others posted up. that's the cool part, but it's overloading what my friends are posting and i can't see what my friends are up to anymore.
god: sorry son, that's life. you gotta choose between a good looking bitch and your dear friends. i say keep her and save her pics to your photobucket.
me: thank you god. you really helped me out alot today
god: no problem. you are the same as everybody else. w...
me: what you mean the same?! just cuz i'm asian?!
god: no my son. i mea....
me: your an asswhore. i thought you were cool for a sec!!! i still hate you you know that?
god: yeah. had it coming
dying to get laid
THE END!?
me: holy f*** god's talking to me!!1
god: why yes. everybody know that I can only talk to you when i'm in my squirrel form. so, who are you talking about my son?
me: ummm... ok. anyways, why do i hate people that post WAY too many bulletin like sarah slytherin?
god: why don't you just delete her from your friend list?
me: well god, she's hot and she post her OWN bulletin, not copying and paste what others posted up. that's the cool part, but it's overloading what my friends are posting and i can't see what my friends are up to anymore.
god: sorry son, that's life. you gotta choose between a good looking bitch and your dear friends. i say keep her and save her pics to your photobucket.
me: thank you god. you really helped me out alot today
god: no problem. you are the same as everybody else. w...
me: what you mean the same?! just cuz i'm asian?!
god: no my son. i mea....
me: your an asswhore. i thought you were cool for a sec!!! i still hate you you know that?
god: yeah. had it coming
dying to get laid
THE END!?
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