x_x i'd make a good thief.

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  • FallenXxRaven
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2007
    • 380

    #1

    x_x i'd make a good thief.

    I was locked out of my house after school today, and my only option was to go through my basement window. The problem is that someone put a small wooden flagpole over it.
    I tried breaking it by just opening it and by using things I had on me like pens. It wouldnt break so I went through my friend's pile of wood and metal that hasnt been cleaned up yet since they redid their house.
    Anyway i found a metal rod from their old fake Christmas tree. I flattened it and managed to break the god forsaken piece of wood, and climbed through my window.
    Perhaps not the greatest thing you've ever hear but i bet you never thought a Christmas tree could be used for breaking and entering.
    Chris Huntress 1:37 pm
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    without any lube
  • UnkownMan
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2007
    • 1569

    #2
    Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

    o.0 You break into my house, and I'll kill ya!
    Originally posted by Choofers
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    • dandandamdandan1111
      the baker man
      • Jun 2007
      • 2176

      #3
      Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

      I usually have to break open my front door, (usually use my side door) open the screen on the porch, and pry open the window, and push out the kitchen table if I forget my key.

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      • LLaMaSaUceYup
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 3759

        #4
        Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

        LOL, I wish I could of saw that happen, haha.
        If no one is home and I do not have a key...
        All I have to do is either open a gate, or jump one if the door is locked.
        ;]

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        • FallenXxRaven
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2007
          • 380

          #5
          Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

          Wow that sucks dan. But my basement window is only a foot wide when its open so it is a BITCH to get through.. ntm its almost as tall as I am so I think im ready for the olympics lol
          Chris Huntress 1:37 pm
          I aaa'd vROFL
          without any lube

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          • Tasselfoot
            Retired BOSS
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jul 2003
            • 25185

            #6
            Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

            my mother's house had a keypad on the garage door. enter the pin and the door opens. then the inside door was never locked, but there was then an alarm system inside.

            so, yea. never had a key. never needed to worry about being locked out.

            since living on my own though... through 5 different dorms, 2 apartments in Philly, and 1 apartment in LA... have never lost my key. I have, once, been picked up by someone else and been dropped off only to realize that I didn't bring my keys, since I wasn't driving. That was annoying. Had to wait an hour and a half outside the apartment for one of the two ladies I live with to come home.

            Biggest rule: Always keep your house keys on a keychain with your car keys. That way, since likely you'll be driving... you can't drive without your house keys. So you'll always have your house keys.
            RIP

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            • FallenXxRaven
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2007
              • 380

              #7
              Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

              thats a good idea tass. Ill try it once i even get my permit =P I'm only 15 after all
              Chris Huntress 1:37 pm
              I aaa'd vROFL
              without any lube

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              • OMG its HIM
                FFR Player
                • Mar 2008
                • 667

                #8
                Re: x_x i'd make a good thief.

                haha i dont have to break in my house because its usally open...unless its at night
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