I was locked out of my house after school today, and my only option was to go through my basement window. The problem is that someone put a small wooden flagpole over it.
I tried breaking it by just opening it and by using things I had on me like pens. It wouldnt break so I went through my friend's pile of wood and metal that hasnt been cleaned up yet since they redid their house.
Anyway i found a metal rod from their old fake Christmas tree. I flattened it and managed to break the god forsaken piece of wood, and climbed through my window.
Perhaps not the greatest thing you've ever hear but i bet you never thought a Christmas tree could be used for breaking and entering.
I tried breaking it by just opening it and by using things I had on me like pens. It wouldnt break so I went through my friend's pile of wood and metal that hasnt been cleaned up yet since they redid their house.
Anyway i found a metal rod from their old fake Christmas tree. I flattened it and managed to break the god forsaken piece of wood, and climbed through my window.
Perhaps not the greatest thing you've ever hear but i bet you never thought a Christmas tree could be used for breaking and entering.

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