Happy Mental-Health Day!!

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  • Trillio
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2008
    • 14
    #1

    Happy Mental-Health Day!!

    HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY




    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.



    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

    She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.

    The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

    I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

    I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

    How soon can I go home?'

    Fish Edit: Let's keep the advertising in your sig
    Last edited by FishFishRevolution; 04-9-2008, 01:54 PM.




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    • Kekeb
      davai
      • Dec 2006
      • 2765
      #2
      Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

      There seems to be a new "braingle" advertisement post every month or two, just seems like a bot. I've visited braingle a few times, and it isn't that bad. I prefer logic problems.

      EDIT: Well I guess it's not a bot, but this seems border-line advertising.
      Last edited by Kekeb; 04-9-2008, 01:41 PM.

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        • indigo23
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2004
          • 104
          #3
          Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

          awww, that's a sad story... but it did make me laugh =]

          is it really mental health day?
          i want to know where all these weird holidays come from!

          i think the worst i've ever heard of is "paper bag day" (the day they were invented).
          i just looked it up: July 12th.
          mark your calenders, everyone.


          mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE
          sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY
          mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY
          wHICHEVER yOU pREFER

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            • Trillio
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2008
              • 14
              #4
              Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

              I'm a bot?

              Yes, it is mental health day.




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                • iCeCuBEz v2
                  XFD
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 4924
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

                  lmao wow
                  I bring my math homework to church. It helps me find a higher power.

                  Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

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                    • GuidoHunter
                      is against custom titles
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 7371
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

                      Locked due to Operation IRON LAW.

                      Edit: the past tense of that form of execution or suicide is "hanged", not "hung". Get it right.

                      --Guido

                      http://andy.mikee385.com

                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                        • FishFishRevolution
                          GotR Creator
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 7251
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

                          I'm not sure what to do with this one charidsh so I'm going to give it a pros and cons test:

                          PROS: grammar, celebration of a holiday (unconfirmed?)

                          CONS: poster seems like an advertising-whore, really not much room for discussion, too many emoticons

                          Hmmmmmmmm

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                            • FishFishRevolution
                              GotR Creator
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 7251
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

                              Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                              Locked due to Operation IRON LAW.

                              Edit: the past tense of that form of execution or suicide is "hanged", not "hung". Get it right.

                              --Guido

                              http://andy.mikee385.com
                              Ninja! Alright I agree!

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                                • User6773
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!!

                                  I am in full accord.

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