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  • Xx{Shadow}xX
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2008
    • 5

    #1

    15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

    1. Revenge on a dirty roommate - using a hairdryer blow flour or powder under their door to give everything an awesome white coat...

    2. Revenge on a neighbor - write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches...

    3. Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid...

    4. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile...

    5. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers...

    6. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool...

    7. Get as many alarm clocks as possible, set them for different times throughout the night and hide them on your roommate's room...

    8. Fill your coworker's umbrella or coat hood with hole-punch waster, or even better four for a sudden blizzard...

    9. Take your friend's bike, get a ladder and raise it over a lamppost so that it passes through the whole in the middle of the bike frame. Hide and witness their frustration...

    10. Take your boyfriend's favorite clubbing shirt and use an ultraviolet pen and write what's on your mind, under any black light your message will appear...

    11. Revenge on golfers - put dog crap in golf holes...

    12. Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive...

    13. Place a singles ad with your ex's phone number in newspapers and websites...

    14. Subscribe your enemy to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on, the more embarrassing the better...

    15. Subscribe your ex to all sorts of weird sex magazines but send them to his neighbor's...
  • _Adrian_
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2007
    • 121

    #2
    Re: 15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

    im doing #3... where can i get some jelatin?
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    • Phynx
      I'm Forever
      • Mar 2007
      • 3003

      #3
      Re: 15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

      HAHAHAHA! I've actually done #11. It turns out some truly funny results. ROFL!
      Guardin' of the Scared Shrine

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      • ninjaKIWI
        plain old ugly ass dumbas
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2006
        • 3304

        #4
        Re: 15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

        Those Ellipsis are really pissing me off.
        Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
        "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
        "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
        "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
        "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
        "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
        "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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        • Bynary Fission
          Retired One-Hander
          • Jan 2008
          • 2437

          #5
          Re: 15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

          #3 and #15 are good. I would try them, but I can usually use brute force instead. Much more effective and has direct, quick results.

          ~Bynary Fission
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          • EAGAMES
            Y0FACE!
            • Dec 2006
            • 4931

            #6
            Re: 15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...

            I'm going to go do #6. ^_^
            Removed a .gif image so your total signature size isn't well over 1MB. Keep this in mind for the future.
            5th Official FFR Tournament Scores (Division 5)
            Round 1: Novo Mundo (AAA)
            Round 2: 4 Chord Touhou (AAA)
            Round 3: October (1.0.0.1)
            Round 4: Silly Symphony (1.0.0.0)
            Round 5: Hardkore Atomic (4.0.0.1)
            Round 6: Blue Rose (2.0.0.0)
            Round 7: La Dump (Eliminated for being lazy.)
            Originally posted by smartdude1212
            EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him

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