Today, I was in a pretty big rush because it's spring break and I stuff that needs to be done and no time for screwing around with me.
Apparently, a 12 or 13 year old girl found out that this was the best time for ****ing around with me.
I come home for my second trip to pick something up as I circle the cul-de-sac and park in front of my driveway so I don't waste time backing up. I leave my car running so - once again - I don't waste time. I'm inside for at least 2 minutes to grab some cash and I come outside and the bitch drives away in my car. Using common sense, I called the cops - giving them the make, model, and license plate number of my car. The closest patrol car was half a mile away (I know where he is because he hides nowhere else). I told the operator that she was turning right (into the direction of the officer). She felt like screwing me even more so she hit the curb - slashing my front left tire. She got out of my car and was eventually taken into custody. She was charged with grand theft auto and leaving the scene of an accident.
Apparently, a 12 or 13 year old girl found out that this was the best time for ****ing around with me.
I come home for my second trip to pick something up as I circle the cul-de-sac and park in front of my driveway so I don't waste time backing up. I leave my car running so - once again - I don't waste time. I'm inside for at least 2 minutes to grab some cash and I come outside and the bitch drives away in my car. Using common sense, I called the cops - giving them the make, model, and license plate number of my car. The closest patrol car was half a mile away (I know where he is because he hides nowhere else). I told the operator that she was turning right (into the direction of the officer). She felt like screwing me even more so she hit the curb - slashing my front left tire. She got out of my car and was eventually taken into custody. She was charged with grand theft auto and leaving the scene of an accident.
. not as fun as real life though 
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