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  • madmatt621
    Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 3000
    #1

    Dog fart in a jar

    So I have to be up at 7 which may as well be 5 to me! It's a little after 1 in the morning and instead of sleeping, I am looking at stuff like THIS on Ebay! I just realized that I (or my dogs that is) am setting on a landmine... both literally and figuratively.... if I can just find a way to bottle my dogs farts, I'll be rich in no time!

    Originally posted by Item Description
    My dog makes the stinkiest farts every know to mankind. They have been known to make people run and bugs to pass out. We have managed to trap one of them in a jar and will send it to the highest bidder. If you have a way to get it to Iraq you could possibly end the war or make Bin Lauden come out of hiding!
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    • Coolboyrulez0
      VICES
      FFR Simfile Author
      FFR Music Producer
      • Aug 2006
      • 10042
      #2
      Re: Dog fart in a jar

      Ok. People on Ebay srsly take it too far now.
      brb selling imaginary friend starting at 100$
      https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
      https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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        • fido123
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2005
          • 4245
          #3
          Re: Dog fart in a jar

          Originally posted by ebay
          My dog makes the stinkiest farts every know to mankind. They have been known to make people run and bugs to pass out. We have managed to trap one of them in a jar and will send it to the highest bidder. If you have a way to get it to Iraq you could possibly end the war or make Bin Lauden come out of hiding!
          The American Army needs to get their hands on this...who knows what it could solve.

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            • madmatt621
              Banned
              • Dec 2006
              • 3000
              #4
              Re: Dog fart in a jar

              Maybe we should send it to Iraq to get Osama out of the mountains.

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                • pntballa18
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 3357
                  #5
                  Re: Dog fart in a jar

                  Originally posted by madmatt621
                  landmine
                  the phrase is goldmine

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                    • Kekeb
                      davai
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2765
                      #6
                      Re: Dog fart in a jar

                      Originally posted by pntballa18
                      the phrase is goldmine
                      lmfao

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                        • fastfingers65
                          Banned
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1124
                          #7
                          Re: Dog fart in a jar

                          Madmatt thread

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                            • n3rdfu3l
                              Banned
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 80
                              #8
                              Re: Dog fart in a jar

                              blasphemy

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                                • meno_rocks123
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 2324
                                  #9
                                  Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                  brb selling a fan that got hit by **** for $20

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                                    • jugglinguy
                                      Use me as a porta-potty
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 4319
                                      #10
                                      Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                      Originally posted by madmatt621
                                      Maybe we should send it to Iraq to get Osama out of the mountains.
                                      Hey.. there's a totally original idea!!
                                      Originally posted by Jem
                                      Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                                      You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                                        • omgitznpv
                                          cohoooooon
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 6980
                                          #11
                                          Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                          Originally posted by madmatt621
                                          Maybe we should send it to Iraq to get Osama out of the mountains.
                                          Originally posted by Item Description
                                          If you have a way to get it to Iraq you could possibly end the war or make Bin Lauden come out of hiding!
                                          Afghanistan*
                                          Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                                          What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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                                            • Netjet!
                                              Sic itur ad astra
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 4701
                                              #12
                                              Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                              Originally posted by Coolboyrulez0
                                              Ok. People on Ebay srsly take it too far now.
                                              brb selling imaginary friend starting at 100$
                                              Sigged. XD
                                              RIP Steve Van Ness <3

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                                                • DrugstoreCowboy
                                                  Is Famouz
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 3409
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                                  so whoever buys this.. are they going to open the jar and smell.. or what?

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                                                    • madmatt621
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 3000
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                                      Originally posted by Netjet!
                                                      Sigged. XD
                                                      Well...?

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                                                        • rsr2
                                                          Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 1384
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Dog fart in a jar

                                                          Originally posted by DrugstoreCowboy
                                                          so whoever buys this.. are they going to open the jar and smell.. or what?
                                                          I would probably open it into somebody's face when they are asleep. But im pretty sure a dog's fart is a thing I wouldn't buy anytime soon....
                                                          Originally posted by MrGiggles
                                                          "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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