"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
Holy ****ing ****balls ****-**** son of a mother****ing ****tastic dump**** ****ing **** hippopotamus ****-dancing bull**** leprechaun-smashing ****-nipples ****-****ing panda-****ing mellow-****ing-yellow ****-eating ****-jumping Jesus Christ Superstar on a pogo stick.
People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)
Sad to hear ya go. I'll be issuing a contest/tourney pretty soon, and my latest contributions is going to make it short of a prize, so I could really use it. Please and thanks.
I'm the only one that will tell you the truth:
I want the 83K for bragging rights and that I can transfer my friend some credits so that he can buy all the purchase songs.
to be completely honest with you, i am a greedy bastard and i want them simply so i can look at all those thousands of credits in the morning and be proud of myself because i didnt do **** to win them.
Me and remedy1502 are hosting the first ever FFR SEASON soon and credits will be needed,since this will be a huge tournament/season. It will also last a few months.
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