Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

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  • GuidoHunter
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    • Oct 2003
    • 7371
    #1

    Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

    One (1) blue screen
    One (1) Star Wars: A New Hope
    One (1) nonsensical plot
    One (1) dollar special effects budget
    One (1) terrible script
    One (1) Indiana Jones theme song
    One (1) horrible translation (to taste) e.g. "I am tired as a dead."

    Error 404 (Not Found)!!1
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377


    Just watch the first ten or twenty minutes of this movie (you can skip through some of the slow parts, but take care not to miss any of the golden dialog).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%BCnyay%C4%B1_Kurtaran_Adam


    --Guido

    http://andy.mikee385.com

    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.
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    • bluguerrilla
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      • Apr 2006
      • 3966
      #2
      Re: Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

      Mace to tha Face

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        • GuidoHunter
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          • Oct 2003
          • 7371
          #3
          Re: Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

          Oh God, check out 33:45 for an amazing training montage.

          EDIT: This is absurd. Go watch the last twelve or thirteen minutes. He begins that part by melting down his golden sword and his friend's brain and forming golden boots and gauntlets. Then he goes into final battle mode and, well, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you what happened. You've just gotta see it.

          --Guido

          http://andy.mikee385.com
          Last edited by GuidoHunter; 12-18-2007, 04:37 PM.

          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          Originally posted by Grandiagod
          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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            • fido123
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              • Sep 2005
              • 4245
              #4
              Re: Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

              Laser Rays in the Galaxy Age

              Human Brain molecules protecting the earth which can only be destroyed by weapons made with human brains and willpower? This hurts to watch

              Dear god...when the sun exploded...I died a little inside.

              Can't even afford real Asians... (38:30)
              And that montoge...how the **** to rocks explode...

              To much to say about this movie...I'm going to crawl in a hole and die right now
              Last edited by fido123; 12-18-2007, 05:05 PM.

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                • Dimitri13
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 701
                  #5
                  Re: Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

                  Not to be racist or anything.. But 100% of my encounters with Turkish people have been bad.

                  So I have come to the (possibly close-minded and racist) conclusion that Turks are very annoying.


                  Originally posted by Tibs
                  Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                  changing Antarctica into a desert
                  good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                    • bluguerrilla
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                      • Apr 2006
                      • 3966
                      #6
                      Re: Ingredients for a 1982 Turkish blockbuster:

                      Originally posted by Dimitri13
                      Not to be racist or anything.. But 100% of my encounters with Turkish people have been bad.

                      So I have come to the (possibly close-minded and racist) conclusion that Turks are very annoying.
                      What are you, German?

                      Also, I don't see how anyone could sit down and watch this whole thing.

                      edit: lol@1:22:30, lol@exploding head, lol@mad trampoline jumping skills

                      You're right, I wouldn't have believed that.
                      Last edited by bluguerrilla; 12-19-2007, 10:32 AM.

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