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What is...a Shkimbob.
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Re: What is...a Shkimbob. If it's a statement, shouldn't it be just shkimbob?
after reading the initial post, it makes me wonder if someone would be possessed enough to name their kid thatComment
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Re: What is...a Shkimbob. If it's a statement, shouldn't it be just shkimbob?
The fact that that initial post stirred that much thought in your head is incredible.
It was just a bunch of mindless garble to me, and despite what jono says, it has absolutely no relevance even to Chit Chat.Comment
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Re: What is...a Shkimbob.
Ok, first of all, I've never even heard of the so called catchphrase, "Shkimbob".
Second of all, if the Jamaican part was supposed to be funny, it really wasn't.
Third of all, who the f*ck is Jon, and why do I give a damn about his room? "Shkimbob came from Jon's room."
Fourth of all, "We at the Shkimnon facility hope that the word Shkimbob doesn't cause STD's.", Not funny.
Fifth of all, the "crack is whack" is remotely true, but it was unneeded, the only relevance to that was the Jamaican part, which wasn't funny, so that makes that statement void.
Sixth of all, "Cheers, Blacklight"? If you're going to make it Blacklight, how about reversing EVERYTHING like "Cheers" and "light" too.
Seventh of all, "P.S. This wasn't spam, it is educationally correct Chit Chat. Any moderator who labels this as spam will get ass-raped within the next five days. Thanks you for listening, and now that this word is copyrighted, you can all use it. Have a nice day."......what? Not spam? Your so called "catchphrase" is basically useless in human life, it was totally random, and probably nobody cares about it. So yes, spam. I'm not a Mod, so I'm not getting "ass-raped", and to say/threat such a thing could MAYBE get you banned. "Thanks you for listening" THANKS YOU FOR LISTENING, not only is this horrible grammar, (not saying you were going for that) but we didn't f*cking listen to anything, we READ. Your "cheers blacklight" comment should have come AFTER the "P.S." statement, so you failed hard throughout the entire "non-spam" piece of sh*t that you decided to make.Comment
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I couldn't possibly agree with you more, and I quoted it so people see it twice, because it's that ****ing truthful.Ok, first of all, I've never even heard of the so called catchphrase, "Shkimbob".
Second of all, if the Jamaican part was supposed to be funny, it really wasn't.
Third of all, who the f*ck is Jon, and why do I give a damn about his room? "Shkimbob came from Jon's room."
Fourth of all, "We at the Shkimnon facility hope that the word Shkimbob doesn't cause STD's.", Not funny.
Fifth of all, the "crack is whack" is remotely true, but it was unneeded, the only relevance to that was the Jamaican part, which wasn't funny, so that makes that statement void.
Sixth of all, "Cheers, Blacklight"? If you're going to make it Blacklight, how about reversing EVERYTHING like "Cheers" and "light" too.
Seventh of all, "P.S. This wasn't spam, it is educationally correct Chit Chat. Any moderator who labels this as spam will get ass-raped within the next five days. Thanks you for listening, and now that this word is copyrighted, you can all use it. Have a nice day."......what? Not spam? Your so called "catchphrase" is basically useless in human life, it was totally random, and probably nobody cares about it. So yes, spam. I'm not a Mod, so I'm not getting "ass-raped", and to say/threat such a thing could MAYBE get you banned. "Thanks you for listening" THANKS YOU FOR LISTENING, not only is this horrible grammar, (not saying you were going for that) but we didn't f*cking listen to anything, we READ. Your "cheers blacklight" comment should have come AFTER the "P.S." statement, so you failed hard throughout the entire "non-spam" piece of sh*t that you decided to make.
His thread in the newbie forum is just as disgraceful as well. The guy attempts to insult veteran members, or people who just generally disagree with his tastes.
P.S. The guy has been here since January. He's not a ****ing newbie, just a douche bag.Last edited by foilman8805; 12-15-2007, 11:14 PM.Comment
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Ok, first of all, I've never even heard of the so called catchphrase, "Shkimbob".
Second of all, if the Jamaican part was supposed to be funny, it really wasn't.
Third of all, who the f*ck is Jon, and why do I give a damn about his room? "Shkimbob came from Jon's room."
Fourth of all, "We at the Shkimnon facility hope that the word Shkimbob doesn't cause STD's.", Not funny.
Fifth of all, the "crack is whack" is remotely true, but it was unneeded, the only relevance to that was the Jamaican part, which wasn't funny, so that makes that statement void.
Sixth of all, "Cheers, Blacklight"? If you're going to make it Blacklight, how about reversing EVERYTHING like "Cheers" and "light" too.
Seventh of all, "P.S. This wasn't spam, it is educationally correct Chit Chat. Any moderator who labels this as spam will get ass-raped within the next five days. Thanks you for listening, and now that this word is copyrighted, you can all use it. Have a nice day."......what? Not spam? Your so called "catchphrase" is basically useless in human life, it was totally random, and probably nobody cares about it. So yes, spam. I'm not a Mod, so I'm not getting "ass-raped", and to say/threat such a thing could MAYBE get you banned. "Thanks you for listening" THANKS YOU FOR LISTENING, not only is this horrible grammar, (not saying you were going for that) but we didn't f*cking listen to anything, we READ. Your "cheers blacklight" comment should have come AFTER the "P.S." statement, so you failed hard throughout the entire "non-spam" piece of sh*t that you decided to make.
We sincerely Apologize for you guys giving a ****.
Rostafarian is a real Jamaican religion in which the members will smoke marijuana.
I got bored and made this.
Any of this that is actually taken seriously, non=seriously, or either way, i'd be shocked.
Again, if you actually gave a damn, why post? This was made SO that it could be moved into the garbage bin. Ever thought of that? I spent hours coming up this, and the next was supposed to have been on sodomizing monkey-bats of Africa. But now that you actually pretended to care whether it' posted or not, i'm going to start spamming for real.
After all, whats life without spam.
I wish you guys a merry christmas, and hopefully I won't be banned when I come back from Israel.
Cheers,
No one, because apparently EVERYONE gives a ****.Comment
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Jono, I am unbelievably sick of all your stupid threads and your just plain stupidity ever since you existed.
Rostafarian is nonexistant.
I believe you are talking about Rastafarianism, which is basically a religious movement that originated in Jamaica. Now, I know it doesn't exist, but if "Rostafarian" was a religion, it would be called "Rostafarianism."
IF YOU ARE ****ING BORED, DO NOT MAKE A USELESS THREAD BECAUSE OF IT.
What the ****? Do you even know what TGB is? Visit TGB now. View some threads and start posting in them.
Why the hell would you spend hours organizing a DISREGARDED THREAD THAT YOU EXPECT NOBODY TO POST IN. Sheesh, type it up in like word or something and then do stuff with it by yourself.
Okay, start spamming. Everybody's just going to hate you more, and more, and more, and you'll be banned in just moments if you start spamming seriously. Okay.
You could have googled "Shkimbob" and eventually find the answer within the amount of time it took you to make this thread, only to build yourself the image of stupidity.
And nice edited first post.Originally posted by DossarLX ODIWhat's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)Comment



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