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  • jono2007
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2007
    • 516

    #1

    What is...a Shkimbob.

    Edit:Nobody was hurt
    Last edited by jono2007; 12-16-2007, 06:39 AM.
  • zeldamartial
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2004
    • 10

    #2
    Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

    sad thing is though, I'm never going to remember that phrase in casual conversation
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    • dandandamdandan1111
      the baker man
      • Jun 2007
      • 2176

      #3
      Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

      lol.

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      • zeldamartial
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2004
        • 10

        #4
        Re: What is...a Shkimbob. If it's a statement, shouldn't it be just shkimbob?

        after reading the initial post, it makes me wonder if someone would be possessed enough to name their kid that
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        • jono2007
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2007
          • 516

          #5
          Re: What is...a Shkimbob. If it's a statement, shouldn't it be just shkimbob?

          Originally posted by zeldamartial
          after reading the initial post, it makes me wonder if someone would be possessed enough to name their kid that
          If you mean Jon or Jono2005 or Shkimbob....

          Ah well.

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          • zeldamartial
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2004
            • 10

            #6
            Re: What is...a Shkimbob. If it's a statement, shouldn't it be just shkimbob?

            Originally posted by jono2007
            If you mean Jon or Jono2005 or Shkimbob....

            Ah well.
            oh, I was refering to shkimbob :lol
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            • Chrissi
              FFR Player
              • Mar 2004
              • 3019

              #7
              Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

              ...
              C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

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              • foilman8805
                smoke wheat hail satin
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Sep 2006
                • 5704

                #8
                Re: What is...a Shkimbob. If it's a statement, shouldn't it be just shkimbob?

                Originally posted by zeldamartial
                after reading the initial post, it makes me wonder if someone would be possessed enough to name their kid that
                The fact that that initial post stirred that much thought in your head is incredible.

                It was just a bunch of mindless garble to me, and despite what jono says, it has absolutely no relevance even to Chit Chat.

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                • ~HentaiXXX~
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 2955

                  #9
                  Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                  Ok, first of all, I've never even heard of the so called catchphrase, "Shkimbob".
                  Second of all, if the Jamaican part was supposed to be funny, it really wasn't.
                  Third of all, who the f*ck is Jon, and why do I give a damn about his room? "Shkimbob came from Jon's room."
                  Fourth of all, "We at the Shkimnon facility hope that the word Shkimbob doesn't cause STD's.", Not funny.
                  Fifth of all, the "crack is whack" is remotely true, but it was unneeded, the only relevance to that was the Jamaican part, which wasn't funny, so that makes that statement void.
                  Sixth of all, "Cheers, Blacklight"? If you're going to make it Blacklight, how about reversing EVERYTHING like "Cheers" and "light" too.
                  Seventh of all, "P.S. This wasn't spam, it is educationally correct Chit Chat. Any moderator who labels this as spam will get ass-raped within the next five days. Thanks you for listening, and now that this word is copyrighted, you can all use it. Have a nice day."......what? Not spam? Your so called "catchphrase" is basically useless in human life, it was totally random, and probably nobody cares about it. So yes, spam. I'm not a Mod, so I'm not getting "ass-raped", and to say/threat such a thing could MAYBE get you banned. "Thanks you for listening" THANKS YOU FOR LISTENING, not only is this horrible grammar, (not saying you were going for that) but we didn't f*cking listen to anything, we READ. Your "cheers blacklight" comment should have come AFTER the "P.S." statement, so you failed hard throughout the entire "non-spam" piece of sh*t that you decided to make.

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                  • foilman8805
                    smoke wheat hail satin
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5704

                    #10
                    Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                    Originally posted by ~HentaiXXX~
                    Ok, first of all, I've never even heard of the so called catchphrase, "Shkimbob".
                    Second of all, if the Jamaican part was supposed to be funny, it really wasn't.
                    Third of all, who the f*ck is Jon, and why do I give a damn about his room? "Shkimbob came from Jon's room."
                    Fourth of all, "We at the Shkimnon facility hope that the word Shkimbob doesn't cause STD's.", Not funny.
                    Fifth of all, the "crack is whack" is remotely true, but it was unneeded, the only relevance to that was the Jamaican part, which wasn't funny, so that makes that statement void.
                    Sixth of all, "Cheers, Blacklight"? If you're going to make it Blacklight, how about reversing EVERYTHING like "Cheers" and "light" too.
                    Seventh of all, "P.S. This wasn't spam, it is educationally correct Chit Chat. Any moderator who labels this as spam will get ass-raped within the next five days. Thanks you for listening, and now that this word is copyrighted, you can all use it. Have a nice day."......what? Not spam? Your so called "catchphrase" is basically useless in human life, it was totally random, and probably nobody cares about it. So yes, spam. I'm not a Mod, so I'm not getting "ass-raped", and to say/threat such a thing could MAYBE get you banned. "Thanks you for listening" THANKS YOU FOR LISTENING, not only is this horrible grammar, (not saying you were going for that) but we didn't f*cking listen to anything, we READ. Your "cheers blacklight" comment should have come AFTER the "P.S." statement, so you failed hard throughout the entire "non-spam" piece of sh*t that you decided to make.
                    I couldn't possibly agree with you more, and I quoted it so people see it twice, because it's that ****ing truthful.

                    His thread in the newbie forum is just as disgraceful as well. The guy attempts to insult veteran members, or people who just generally disagree with his tastes.



                    P.S. The guy has been here since January. He's not a ****ing newbie, just a douche bag.
                    Last edited by foilman8805; 12-15-2007, 11:14 PM.

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                    • jono2007
                      FFR Player
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 516

                      #11
                      Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                      Originally posted by ~HentaiXXX~
                      Ok, first of all, I've never even heard of the so called catchphrase, "Shkimbob".
                      Second of all, if the Jamaican part was supposed to be funny, it really wasn't.
                      Third of all, who the f*ck is Jon, and why do I give a damn about his room? "Shkimbob came from Jon's room."
                      Fourth of all, "We at the Shkimnon facility hope that the word Shkimbob doesn't cause STD's.", Not funny.
                      Fifth of all, the "crack is whack" is remotely true, but it was unneeded, the only relevance to that was the Jamaican part, which wasn't funny, so that makes that statement void.
                      Sixth of all, "Cheers, Blacklight"? If you're going to make it Blacklight, how about reversing EVERYTHING like "Cheers" and "light" too.
                      Seventh of all, "P.S. This wasn't spam, it is educationally correct Chit Chat. Any moderator who labels this as spam will get ass-raped within the next five days. Thanks you for listening, and now that this word is copyrighted, you can all use it. Have a nice day."......what? Not spam? Your so called "catchphrase" is basically useless in human life, it was totally random, and probably nobody cares about it. So yes, spam. I'm not a Mod, so I'm not getting "ass-raped", and to say/threat such a thing could MAYBE get you banned. "Thanks you for listening" THANKS YOU FOR LISTENING, not only is this horrible grammar, (not saying you were going for that) but we didn't f*cking listen to anything, we READ. Your "cheers blacklight" comment should have come AFTER the "P.S." statement, so you failed hard throughout the entire "non-spam" piece of sh*t that you decided to make.

                      We sincerely Apologize for you guys giving a ****.

                      Rostafarian is a real Jamaican religion in which the members will smoke marijuana.

                      I got bored and made this.

                      Any of this that is actually taken seriously, non=seriously, or either way, i'd be shocked.

                      Again, if you actually gave a damn, why post? This was made SO that it could be moved into the garbage bin. Ever thought of that? I spent hours coming up this, and the next was supposed to have been on sodomizing monkey-bats of Africa. But now that you actually pretended to care whether it' posted or not, i'm going to start spamming for real.

                      After all, whats life without spam.

                      I wish you guys a merry christmas, and hopefully I won't be banned when I come back from Israel.

                      Cheers,

                      No one, because apparently EVERYONE gives a ****.

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                      • boondocks77
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 883

                        #12
                        Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                        Originally posted by jono2007
                        Some of you may be wondering what this cool new catchphrase 'Shkimbob' is all about.
                        .
                        Cool? New?? Who the hell says "Shkimbob" in normal conversation?


                        ...Wait wait, I think this is a joke.... not very funny..
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                        • jono2007
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 516

                          #13
                          Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                          Originally posted by boondocks77
                          Cool? New?? Who the hell says "Shkimbob" in normal conversation?


                          ...Wait wait, I think this is a joke.... not very funny..
                          It this was meant to be funny, I will personally send you $1800 in a check after I become rich.

                          Have a nice life.

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                          • phe0nixblade
                            Praise the sun mofo
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4281

                            #14
                            Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                            Originally posted by jono2007
                            It this was meant to be funny
                            But it wasn't, so yeah.

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                            • omgitznpv
                              cohoooooon
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 6980

                              #15
                              Re: What is...a Shkimbob.

                              Jono, I am unbelievably sick of all your stupid threads and your just plain stupidity ever since you existed.

                              Rostafarian is nonexistant.
                              I believe you are talking about Rastafarianism, which is basically a religious movement that originated in Jamaica. Now, I know it doesn't exist, but if "Rostafarian" was a religion, it would be called "Rostafarianism."

                              IF YOU ARE ****ING BORED, DO NOT MAKE A USELESS THREAD BECAUSE OF IT.

                              What the ****? Do you even know what TGB is? Visit TGB now. View some threads and start posting in them.

                              Why the hell would you spend hours organizing a DISREGARDED THREAD THAT YOU EXPECT NOBODY TO POST IN. Sheesh, type it up in like word or something and then do stuff with it by yourself.

                              Okay, start spamming. Everybody's just going to hate you more, and more, and more, and you'll be banned in just moments if you start spamming seriously. Okay.

                              You could have googled "Shkimbob" and eventually find the answer within the amount of time it took you to make this thread, only to build yourself the image of stupidity.

                              And nice edited first post.
                              Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                              What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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