The Wierd Side Effects Game

I'm bored again. Anyways, here's another game I've thought up. This game is called the Side Effects Game, and you'll soon see why. In this game, players have fun making up their own medicine, listing what the medicine is used for, and listing what wierd side effects the medicine has. This is a rather simple game, and should get plenty of people laughing. Here's how you'll be posting your medicines...

Basically, you'll first list the name of the medicine. It can be anything, but it could be useful if the medicine is named relevant to what the medicine will do, and what side effects the medicine will cause. Then, list what the medicine will do. Finally, list what side effects the medicine will have. The medicine could easily cause some rather nasty side effects, so let your imagination run wild!

There are a couple of rules. One, please do not spam. Two, don't make up profanic, racial, or sexual side effects/uses. Three, let others have a chance to make their own medicine. This is optional, but I would be grateful if you could do that. And that's pretty much the rules. Once again, let your imagination run wild, and think up some crazy medicines. Oh, I forgot to mention this; your medicine can be in different types, such as chewable tablets, liquids, and stuff like that. It can be medical marijuana for all I care.

Alright, that's it! Enjoy the game! Here's an example medicine to get people thinking.

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ArmpitTard

Uses: Prevents the growth of armpit hair.
Side Effects: May cause hair growth on the back, and ears.

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Alright, go for it!