Use First And Last Word, Exclude Two Words Sentence Game

You write a sentence including the first and last word of the above poster's sentence and do not include at least 3 words in their sentence unless absolutely necessary. If that's the case, then just exclude one less word until making a sentence is possible. Then, after writing your first sentence, you make up your own sentence. All sentences must be at least 5 words long. Creativity is encouraged.

Example:

Poster: This is bogus, the devil sold my soul last night.
Next Poster: This is the night I get to party with James Webb.

Ok I'll start....

Emos are running wild all over Intercourse, Pennsylvania!