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  • MMShadow
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2004
    • 133
    #1

    The cake is a lie

    Not in cruelty,
    Not in wrath,
    The Reaper came today.
    An Angel visited this gray path
    And took the cube away.




    ='(


    Originally posted by [HectoGtzMX]
    As far as I've seen the profiles in this topic, the best around is MMShadow's xDDDDDD.
    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
    penis too big. hurts ladies.
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    • ninjaKIWI
      plain old ugly ass dumbas
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Aug 2006
      • 3304
      #2
      Re: The cake is a lie

      I <3 Companion cube.
      Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
      "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
      "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
      "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
      "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
      "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
      "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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        • jecht3009046
          FFR Player
          • May 2005
          • 324
          #3
          Re: The cake is a lie

          Rubix is gone for good?
          Poor guy...he will be missed.

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            • kylehaas
              FFR Player
              • Apr 2006
              • 368
              #4
              Re: The cake is a lie

              You will be baked.
              Then there will be cake.

              I <3 Companion Cube; we had good times.
              He was such a trooper, he really was.
              Though his life was short, his euthanization was heart-breaking.
              Sincerely,

              Kyle

              92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
              If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
              copy & paste this in your signature.

              ~~80's Rules!~~
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                • Darkjakk
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 122
                  #5
                  Re: The cake is a lie

                  Everyone loves the cube.

                  If you don't than you have no soul D:
                  CHILDHOOD, n.
                  The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth

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                    • MMShadow
                      FFR Player
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 133
                      #6
                      Re: The cake is a lie

                      Companion cube will never try to stab you
                      ='(
                      He never wanted to hurt us! yet we burned him! WE BURRRRRRRRRRRNED HIIIIIIIM!


                      Originally posted by [HectoGtzMX]
                      As far as I've seen the profiles in this topic, the best around is MMShadow's xDDDDDD.
                      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                      penis too big. hurts ladies.

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                        • Pascow
                          smoke 'em if ya g0t 'em.
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 78
                          #7
                          Re: The cake is a lie

                          imo the cake thing and crazy writings all over the place was one of the best parts of the game.
                          ;/ hi.

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                            • dAnceguy117
                              new hand moves = dab
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 10097
                              #8
                              Re: The cake is a lie

                              I incinerated that bitch fast as dayyyyyyyyyyyum

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                                • ninjaKIWI
                                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 3304
                                  #9
                                  Re: The cake is a lie

                                  I found the easter egg where you save it :]
                                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                                    • SethSquall
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 5477
                                      #10
                                      Re: The cake is a lie

                                      Best part of the game was the end song. I love it <3
                                      Originally posted by Tibs
                                      I love you, you Welsh ****

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                                        • MMShadow
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 133
                                          #11
                                          Re: The cake is a lie

                                          I actually D/L'ed the End song and listen to it haha


                                          Originally posted by [HectoGtzMX]
                                          As far as I've seen the profiles in this topic, the best around is MMShadow's xDDDDDD.
                                          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                          penis too big. hurts ladies.

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                                            • phe0nixblade
                                              Praise the sun mofo
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 4281
                                              #12
                                              Re: The cake is a lie

                                              Damn what game is this. -.o

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                                                • cetaka
                                                  Dark Chancellor
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 2550
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The cake is a lie

                                                  final fantasy vii




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