The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

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Burn them, they won't necessarily be dead, seeing as they already are, but they'll be turned into ash, so they aren't a threat.

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Put them in a big steel container and throw it into the ocean. They wont be of any harm to us in there.

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But how would you go about capturing them? Assume they only wish to eat your flesh and are still as strong / fast as a normal person even when their muscles have deteriorated.

also animals are zombies too. Bugs / insects don't count.

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get a shotgun or practice skills on newgrounds zombie games.

CBR

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Join the bandwagon

Zombification, everyone's doing it!

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Well first of all, zombies die with a blunt or piercing blow to the head. If the zombie invasion happened now, you'd probably be dead in a couple hours for not knowings this.

My current plan (since I'm at school) would be to break off a leg from the table behind me, and use that as a weapon until I could get to my car. I'd stop by a weapons store on the way home, steal some weapons, and proceed to go back to my house. Barricade, etc.

I won't die, bitches.

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1. Cut your hair off, wear tight clothes. You don't need anything zombies can grab on to.

2. ALWAYS keep a sword as a weapon, they don't run out of ammo and you don't have to reload.

3. Shotguns are very effective. Since you'll want to be quiet though, your best bet for a projectile weapon would be a crossbow.

4. Stay on the move. The longer you idle the more zombies you will attract. Stealth is very importan as well you don't want to draw attention to yourself.

5. Fire is very, very bad. As zombies don't feel anything and take a long time to incinerate, you will set somthing on fire that is trying to bite you, which may in turn set you on fire. Fire will not slow a zombie down.

6. Stay away from malls, hospitals and police stations. This is where the stupid people will be. Wal mart and Kmart are included, along with any other large department stores.

So my plan would be to raid some local stores close to my house when infection breaks out and hide until the virus is no longer "hot". I'd destroy the steps leading up to my 2nd floor. And just hang out really. There are only 2 windows, one door... and until the power goes out I have halo 3. Also, unless spiderman becomes a zombie, they can't climb the wall to get to me. After than I'll grab a few of my sturdier swords for primary weapons and sai for backup. I'd sneak to the nearest abandoned bike and get moving. I'd get to a gun store or pawn shop asap for a pistol, shotgun or crossbow. Whatever i can find. And from there I'd just stay on the move. I suppose if I ever came across an armored car, I'd take it, and get a group of people to mod it and we'd just drive around, killing zombies. But if it's just me on a bike, I'm probably gonna be alone.

Let me know if you need any further teachings.

Thanks for reading.
~Lukas, professional zombie killer.

p.s. About dumping them in the ocean... If you put them in the water, and whatever virus was infecting them got in the water.. If you touched the ocean, you'd be infected or it would get in the atmosphere (because whatever makes zombies obviously doesn't need a living cell to replicate) and next time it rained you'd have infected water. O.o

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Local arcade ITG2

btw, did you copy that from a website TI Virus, I think I saw that about an hour ago.

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You didn't get all your ideas from Resident Evil or anything.

P.S. Yeah, hang out in your house, great idea WAIT NOW I HAVE A THOUSAND ZOMBIES SURROUNDING ME WUT DO I DO I HAV NO FOOD LEFT

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Good point....

And one word, bitches:

Silver

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Hmm... Use holy water... How the hell you'd get it before zombies ate you, I don't know...

Silver=Werewolf
Holy Water=Undead

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Durr! Ain't you seen Blade?

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Let's throw some silver at the zombies OH CRAP ITS STILL COMING AND NOW ITS ANGRY THAT THERE'S SILVER LODGED IN ITS FOREHEAD

I THREW WATER ON IT BUT IT JUST GOT WET AND ANGRY WUT DO I DO?

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psh,

1) get to a wepons store.
2) "buy" a sword and 3 pistols w/ more ammo then you will need.
3) try and round up a posse
4) carve a path to the nearest/largest grocery store (stay out of water and thickets)
5) clear and barricade the store with the help of your posse
6) assuming the store is clear and your barricade is sufficient, eat up
7) DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL INFECTION HAS DIED DOWN
8) round up survivors and begin purging using whats left of your store as a base.
9) ROFL epic thread candidate