Me:
I can't sleep
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Why I can't sleep
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
Not enough
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
No, you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
No, you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
WHY CAN'T I SLEEP
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
Me
God:
With you ?
Me:
I don't want to sleep with you.
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
If you want to contract herpies.
God:
OK, I will contract herpies.
Me:
Not from me you won't
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Crabs
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
That's what I thought
God:
How did you know that?
Me:
I know all
God:
How do you know? " How did you know that?"? All?
Me:
How did I know how what who did you know all what?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Very.
I haven't repented in ages, thought it was worth a try.
Please don't take offence to this.
I can't sleep
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Why I can't sleep
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
Not enough
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
No, you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
No, you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
WHY CAN'T I SLEEP
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
Me
God:
With you ?
Me:
I don't want to sleep with you.
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
If you want to contract herpies.
God:
OK, I will contract herpies.
Me:
Not from me you won't
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Crabs
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
That's what I thought
God:
How did you know that?
Me:
I know all
God:
How do you know? " How did you know that?"? All?
Me:
How did I know how what who did you know all what?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
Very.
I haven't repented in ages, thought it was worth a try.
Please don't take offence to this.






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