When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

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  • sarahxjane
    FFR Veteran
    • Aug 2005
    • 2109

    #1

    When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

    Me:
    I can't sleep

    God:
    What is stopping you?

    Me:
    You tell me

    God:
    What do you want me to tell you?

    Me:
    Why I can't sleep

    God:
    How much time do you have?

    Me:
    Not enough

    God:
    Oh I get it.

    Me:
    No, you don't.

    God:
    Are you serious? I guess not.

    Me:
    I am serious.


    God:

    I believe you.

    Me:
    No, you don't.

    God:
    Are you serious? I guess not.

    Me:
    WHY CAN'T I SLEEP

    God:
    Who says you can't do it?

    Me:
    Me

    God:
    With you ?

    Me:
    I don't want to sleep with you.

    God:
    It makes a nice gift.

    Me:
    If you want to contract herpies.

    God:
    OK, I will contract herpies.

    Me:

    Not from me you won't

    God:
    If not that, what?

    Me:
    Crabs

    God:
    Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

    Me:

    Do you?

    God:
    Never.

    Me:
    That's what I thought

    God:

    How did you know that?

    Me:
    I know all

    God:
    How do you know? " How did you know that?"? All?

    Me:
    How did I know how what who did you know all what?

    God:
    Carefully.

    Me:
    Very.



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  • OnixRose
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2006
    • 1023

    #2
    Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

    wtf?

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    • windsurfer-sp
      FFR Veteran
      • Apr 2005
      • 1974

      #3
      Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

      Yeap I ask god to sleep with me all the time too........
      Orbb fan club.
      White text society.

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      • eastsideman09
        poker face
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Dec 2006
        • 1746

        #4
        Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

        i got confused at the end
        Originally posted by dAnceguy117
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        wow ur pretty
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        • ~HentaiXXX~
          Banned
          • Apr 2007
          • 2955

          #5
          Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

          How did I know how what who did you know all what?

          I read that about 10 times and it still confuses me.

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          • Necros140606
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2006
            • 1088

            #6
            Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

            too bad it's everything in your disturbed mind
            god dont care about you, if it exists

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            • Draigun
              om nom nom nom.
              FFR Music Producer
              • Jun 2004
              • 751

              #7
              Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

              lol chatbots.
              What?

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              • sarahxjane
                FFR Veteran
                • Aug 2005
                • 2109

                #8
                Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                Originally posted by ~HentaiXXX~
                How did I know how what who did you know all what?

                I read that about 10 times and it still confuses me.

                I was mocking the cpu.

                It has a habit of saying gibberish.
                Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                Originally posted by funmonkey54
                *knock knock*
                *opens door*
                Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                Um, ok. May I help you?
                Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                as of December 11th 2009.
                Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                • hoochan
                  woah shrooms
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3838

                  #9
                  Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                  Originally posted by sarahxjane
                  Please don't take offence to this.
                  Too late.

                  PS-BLASPHEMY!

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                  • Raziel_Darkeden
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 337

                    #10
                    Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                    Me:
                    I think I might be gay.

                    God:

                    ORLY?

                    Me:
                    Nope, never mind. I was wrong.

                    God:
                    LULZ

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                    • shatteredgravity
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 95

                      #11
                      Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                      erm...
                      God doesnt give people herpes -.-
                      hee..
                      infact, he doesnt sleep at all

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                      • Shadowstar7
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 108

                        #12
                        Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                        Originally posted by shatteredgravity
                        erm...
                        God doesnt give people herpes -.-
                        hee..
                        infact, he doesnt sleep at all
                        How come when I say listening to Christian rock gave me cancer, nobody laughs?

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                        • nforcer06164
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 4772

                          #13
                          Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                          Originally posted by eastsideman09
                          i got confused at the end

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                          • Conorn
                            Lord of the Tea Republic
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 856

                            #14
                            Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

                            haha very nice!
                            Yep.

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                            • Litodude
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 4548

                              #15
                              Re: When I can't sleep, I talk to God.

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                              Frist off: I can't believe in an all-powerful being that I can never find out exists. There's no way to prove he is actually there for the Christian/Catholic "faith" is dependent on the absence of proof. With proof that God exists, crumbles all established "rules" of that religion.

                              Take into account, the most notable of arguments against God, the Bible itself. Yes, the Bible; the very foundation of Christianity and Catholicism. Who created it? Man. Who started the belief of an all powerful being that created everything? Man. What did they call It? God. The principles of the Bible (even though I haven't read it thoroughly) states that Jesus is the son of God. A "virgin" gave birth to Jesus. Now, as you may or may not know, this is humanly impossible. Cast away all thoughts of the supernatural abilities that God may possess, and realize that this idea is crap.

                              The Bible also states that God is an almighty being, with the power to do anything and is The Creator of everything. It has been said that God created Space, Time and Matter. This concept is also false. Scientists nowadays have developed many theories of the creation of our Universe: the widely accepted Big Bang theory is one of them. The BB theory deals with both factors, Space and Matter. The unexplainable effects that caused a gigantic combustion of atoms. matter, and molecules can be explained by another theory: evolution. As you know, evolution occurs when a single variable changes from the set-out routine and creates a flaw, thus changing an outcome. I would explain more into this but I think you know well- the concept...
                              Onto Time; I will quote from another person his argument to this:

                              "Time is a human invention. All time is[,] is light passing between two points. No God "created" time for us to enjoy. It's a man-made tool of measure.
                              'You ask how God exists? Well, he's been around longer than we can comprehend. And since time exists and God created the universe and time, he exists.'That's circular logic, the problem a ton of these arguments have."

                              Science vs. Faith



                              If the aforementioned paragraphs somehow sway your beliefs whether God exists or nay, then I cannot fully apologize since it is your own doing.

                              The belief..no, not a belief, the concept of Agnosticism is what my discourse is interpreted to be.

                              I do not know if there is a God, but I will lead my life as if there is no God existent.

                              The confusion, lack of evidence, circumlocution of arguments, and the total misconception of belief of God, is why I hate It (I do not wish to call God- Him or Her...it's not like there is proof It personified).
                              Originally posted by t-rogdor
                              i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                              dude
                              out west?
                              the fuck kinda location is west?
                              am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


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