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  • Gaylord123plusgay
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2007
    • 6
    #1

    Tell Me Your Funny Saying

    lemme know what your favorite funny sayings or comebacks are...

    Mine are...

    "Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?"

    "well i changed my mind.
    great! does the new one work better?"


    ThAnks
    {[(<GayLord123PlusGay>)]}

    May I have your attention please
    I pledge allegiance to the underclass
    as your hero at large -     Sum 41
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    • jchinzilla
      i like cheese
      • Dec 2005
      • 2106
      #2
      Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

      ...

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        • madmatt621
          Banned
          • Dec 2006
          • 3000
          #3
          Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

          "Shut up and spank the monkey!!!"

          FTW!!!

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            • JurseyRider734
              lil j the bad b-word
              • Aug 2003
              • 7506
              #4
              Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

              when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead
              Originally posted by Arch0wl
              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

              Originally posted by Afrobean
              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                • jchinzilla
                  i like cheese
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 2106
                  #5
                  Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                  two in the blood and one in the mud

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                    • mellonxcollie
                      Sectional Moderator
                      Sectional Moderator
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 1298
                      #6
                      Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                      You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

                      Best pickup line ever.
                      Follow my dog on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Riles_puppy

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                        • lord_carbo
                          FFR Player
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 6222
                          #7
                          Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                          Two in the pink, one in the stink
                          last.fm

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                            • Adamaja456
                              Absurd
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 6433
                              #8
                              Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                              who's gay?

                              i say that a lot for some reason


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                                • Xezial
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 429
                                  #9
                                  Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                  Why Couldn't You Get Pistachio? You Had To Get Vanilla?
                                  Dood, You're Irish?

                                  Originally posted by Litodude
                                  Hey so today I had a water polo game right and I got sub'd out because I was tired as **** anyway I was talking to some girl and it's hilarious how they looks at your penis instead of your face when people talk to you not to mention the fact the i was glistening wet and my 8 pack was hard as **** and my penis was big 8)
                                  Originally posted by nickadeemus
                                  Then you woke up and were like "Uh oh, I've got a problem."

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                                    • jewpinthethird
                                      (The Fat's Sabobah)
                                      FFR Music Producer
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 11711
                                      #10
                                      Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                      two in the goo, one in the poo.

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                                        • blindreper1179
                                          Vice President Of TGB
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 5900
                                          #11
                                          Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                          bowling ball grip
                                          Originally posted by thesunfan
                                          absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
                                          Originally posted by choof
                                          It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
                                          Originally posted by choof
                                          whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
                                          Originally posted by Celirra
                                          I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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                                            • jchinzilla
                                              i like cheese
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 2106
                                              #12
                                              Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                              two in the snapper one in the crapper

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                                                • Starshot
                                                  /DJS\
                                                  FFR Music Producer
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 1794
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                  "Well sex me sideways, kiddies!"

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                                                    • kokimiyoi Ichigo
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 16
                                                      #14
                                                      I never apologize.
                                                      I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

                                                      ha..lmao

                                                      One bright morning...
                                                      in the middle of the night,
                                                      two dead boys came out to fight.
                                                      they stood back to back
                                                      and faced each other
                                                      drew their swords
                                                      and shot each other.
                                                      the deaf policeman heard the noise
                                                      and came to kill
                                                      those two dead boys.
                                                      If u dont believe my story
                                                      its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

                                                      A day without sunshine is like night.

                                                      dont look at me in that tone of voice.

                                                      this one made me laugh hard!

                                                      7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions
                                                      Last edited by jewpinthethird; 07-29-2007, 12:36 AM.
                                                      Arigatou Gozaimasu

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                                                        • phe0nixblade
                                                          Praise the sun mofo
                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 4281
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Tell Me Your Funny Saying

                                                          bstl
                                                          Inside joke with friends meaning "balls stuck to leg."

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