ITT we rearrange news stories to make them slightly more entertaining. If you think it's stupid, GTFO.
You can paraphrase and rearrange a story to make it sound however you want, though you can't add anything significant that changes the sentences.
I will provide the first story:
Hassan Ware, 39, of the Chicago suburb of Bolingbrook, was cited for spilling his load on a highway, according to state police.
Transportation department workers used sand to absorb the grease, Claffey said. They also sprayed a foam usually used in hazardous materials situations and spread rock salt to provide more traction. [His load] ...created slippery conditions and forced the closure of northbound lanes of the Edens Expressway. The lanes were reopened Sunday afternoon.
“This is obviously something that’s really hard to clean up,” Claffey said.
No injuries were reported.
Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19541266/
You can paraphrase and rearrange a story to make it sound however you want, though you can't add anything significant that changes the sentences.
I will provide the first story:
Hassan Ware, 39, of the Chicago suburb of Bolingbrook, was cited for spilling his load on a highway, according to state police.
Transportation department workers used sand to absorb the grease, Claffey said. They also sprayed a foam usually used in hazardous materials situations and spread rock salt to provide more traction. [His load] ...created slippery conditions and forced the closure of northbound lanes of the Edens Expressway. The lanes were reopened Sunday afternoon.
“This is obviously something that’s really hard to clean up,” Claffey said.
No injuries were reported.
Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19541266/
