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Originally posted by Squeek
My mind says "GOGOGOG" and my hands go "wut no scru u ***"
I wouldn't know.
I'm wondering this myself (does it have anything to do with creationism?).
Asphyxiated Monophysitism is friends with Lamaism which is short for Mithraism that occasionally sleeps with Orphism who is the incestual twin brother of Pentecostalism.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Actually I'm going to spend the day in surgery removing a rib so I can blow myself instead.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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