My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
I've never played a Craft game (or RTS game for that matter) my entire life. However, seeing Starcraft 2 made me want to plat Starcraft now. Is it for free now or what?
ORLY? What maps do you play? Fastest, or BGH-type?
I haven't really played another person except twice at a LAN...And those were the first time I played. First time, I got raped horribly. Second time, I raped the **** out of everyone. Now it's just my friend and I against computers without rushing.
I play Fastest maps. Never played/heard of a BGH-type map.
Originally posted by Chromer
I've never played a Craft game (or RTS game for that matter) my entire life. However, seeing Starcraft 2 made me want to plat Starcraft now. Is it for free now or what?
Yesterday I just got Starcraft and Brood Wars for $10. No monthly subscription fee .
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
Originally posted by mead1
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
What do you mean by "fastest" map? Please tell me this isn't some new term for mega-money maps or anything.
Also, BGH-type references 'Big Game Hunters' one of the more common map choices for online play along with 'Lost Temple' it's like the Dust2 of the starcraft world.
Fastest as in 50 mineral fields stacked on top of each other to look like only 1 mineral field and using an advanced Starcraft editor to make the Command Center/Nexus/Hatchery RIGHT next to the mineral stack. Therefore, Up to 50 drones/SCVs/probes can mine at what LOOKS like 1 stack at once and the mineral gain is increased significantly since the miners don't have to move a certain distance.
Pretty much same with gas, except only anywhere from 6-12 geysers (depends on the version of the map).
It's fully named "Fastest Map Possible" for up to 8 players.
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