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  • GuidoHunter
    is against custom titles
    • Oct 2003
    • 7371
    #1

    7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

    In order to promote the Simpsons movie, the gas stations are getting huge renovations and selling new products.

    Squishies, Krusty-Os, Buzz Cola (sadly, no Duff beer), and Radioactive Man comics are available.

    There are only about a dozen of these around the nation, and the one in Dallas was the only one that currently has the full renovation finished. The manager wears an Apu nametag and never forgets to terminate a sale with "Thank you, come again."

    Signs included:
    "Freshness guaranteed or your money is begrudginly refunded."
    "Today's food at tomorrow's prices!"
    "5 minute parking. Violators will be executed."

    Some pics:







    --Guido

    http://andy.mikee385.com

    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.
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    • Tasselfoot
      Retired BOSS
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jul 2003
      • 25185
      #2
      Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

      wtf. that's really all I can think to say.
      RIP

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        • jchinzilla
          i like cheese
          • Dec 2005
          • 2106
          #3
          Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

          "wtf" and "lol" come to my mind.


          edit: http://flickr.com/photos/rdr07/sets/72157600590001691/ more pictures
          Last edited by jchinzilla; 07-2-2007, 02:30 PM.

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            • OrganisM
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2006
              • 2644
              #4
              Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

              That is certainly rofl-worthy.
              .

              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

              Originally Posted by               MrRubix[link]:
              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

               Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                • DrugstoreCowboy
                  Is Famouz
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3409
                  #5
                  Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                  /finds closest one and drives to it.

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                    • bluguerrilla
                      FFR Player
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 3966
                      #6
                      Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                      No Duff beer... Sad.

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                        • angelofthedead
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 373
                          #7
                          Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                          *sobs* no Duff beer!!! I can't go on!!! *stab*
                          "Words of peace will get you far, but words of peace with a tactical nuke will get you even further"

                          sigpic<----Use it. I am a member of T_SOB.

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                            • T3hDDRKid
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 754
                              #8
                              Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                              A Simpsons movie? Certainly this is a sign of the apocalypse.
                              Originally posted by MalReynolds
                              it just goes with what I said

                              what brought this country together?

                              desegregation

                              we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

                              let's start with baseball

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                                • g4z33b0
                                  Banned
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 2618
                                  #9
                                  Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                  wow i just lost respect for 7/11. selling out in the worst way.

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                                    • pokelda
                                      ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 3876
                                      #10
                                      Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                      I see no indian cashier



                                      also, OLD

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                                        • GuidoHunter
                                          is against custom titles
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 7371
                                          #11
                                          Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                          Originally posted by g4z33b0
                                          wow i just lost respect for 7/11. selling out in the worst way.
                                          What are you talking about? This is a genius move by them. You should have seen all the people inside, buying stuff.

                                          Mad props to 7-11 for this move.

                                          --Guido

                                          http://andy.mikee385.com

                                          Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                          Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                          She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                                          Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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                                            • ~HentaiXXX~
                                              Banned
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 2955
                                              #12
                                              Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                              Haha, smart move. They're probably raking in a lot of money off of this.

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                                                • AriesMalvis
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 1345
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                                  well i think it's an awesome marketing idea
                                                  for both the movie and the 7-11s

                                                  3 for the price of 3...what a great sale
                                                  sounds like something id say tho

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                                                    • madmatt621
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 3000
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                                      Only 7-11's are changing? They should make all of the the gas stations (Valero, Exxon, etc) change. Then it'll be confusing.

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                                                        • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                                                          Threat Emulation
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 5184
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: 7-11s around the nation turn into Kwik E Marts

                                                          This is pretty funny. Is there a list of locations where this has been done? I'd really like to go have a look at some of the stuff.

                                                          Originally posted by Lightdarkness
                                                          I'm light f**king darkness

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