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  • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 3078

    #1

    The new Worst Movie ever

    Cheaper By The Dozen

    starring Steve Martin
    that fat bonnie girl
    and 12 kids 1 of which is hot (Hillary Duff)


    The movie starts off horrible....it shows Steve Martin running along a path. it sucks. it consists of a third world like family living in the middle of nowhere....

    If you havent caught on they have 12 kids..Steve martin proclaims that he couldnt get his wife off him....it was so bad it wasnt funny

    Retarted Parts that the audience seemed to think was funny


    1) Two boys are trying to fill up the dogs food bowl and they spill some *hysterical laughter erupts in the crowd* wtf

    2) A boy throws up hahhahahahahahahahahahaha

    3) Ashton Kutcher attempts to do something funny hahahaha
    seroiusly....if he walked on the screen and said like "cabbage" the placew would erupt in laughter

    4) Bonnie Hunt says something

    5) A chandalier falls on some fat guy

    6) The kids soaked AShton's underwear in meat.....the girl uses chopsticks to get them out and everyone laughs

    There are many more but I dont feel like listing them

    Funny thigns that were sad to others

    1)A turtle dies and the boy is all hysterically crying....he gets so upset he runs away.....hahaha stupid owls

    2)The boy says he wants to drop out of school lets all cry


    More horribelness

    1)It sucks
    2)Half of the kids are retarted and one is fat
    3)Bonnie Hunt is fat
    4)They mention Operahs name
    5)Regis makes an appearence
    6)Steve Martin isnt funny
    7)Their neighbor is gay
    8)The story has no moral or plot....its just kind of about having 12 kids

    Good parts

    1)Hullary Duff is hot


    ...


    In conclusion this movie blows major elephant ass
    Dont see it

    Steve Martin should have stuck to........not acting

    RATING
    1/87
  • Anticrombie0909
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2003
    • 4683

    #2
    Steve Martin, Ashton Kutcher, and Hillary Duff all in one movie? How could it be bad!

    Ok, here's my all time worst movies list (no particular order):

    Oklahoma
    Chicago (shut up, I know)
    The Core
    Daredevil
    Matrix: Revolutions

    Just for variety, best movies ever list (again, no order):
    Pulp Fiction
    Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
    The Matrix (first one, obviously)
    Liar Liar
    The Ring
    LOR (all of em)
    Disney's Xtreme Skate Adventure
    I'll modify this list as I think of new movies I really liked, and as soon as I get over being lazy and actually come on here to post it...


    Kidding about the last one, for those of you who take things far too literally...

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    • SpookG
      (For Great Justice!)
      FFR Music Producer
      • Dec 2002
      • 829

      #3
      i think battlefield earth is probably the worst movie ever, by far..

      IT was like the camermen were drunk the entire time... not to mention it sucked fat donkey..

      "A man animal have leverage over a psychlo!? THAT"LL BE THE DAY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA""

      Royal For Great Justice! Electronic Music est. 1999
      .
      kerBLAM



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      • Lupin_the_3rd
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2003
        • 2665

        #4
        AHAHAHHAH YOU THINK HILARY DUFF IS HOT!!! i've just lost all of my respect for you

        Timeline was a terrible movie (if you compare it to the greatness of the book)

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        • Arch0wl
          Banned
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Dec 2002
          • 6344

          #5
          hahaha stupid owls
          Hey fuck you asshole :/

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          • Falcon
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2003
            • 433

            #6
            1)Hullary Duff is hot
            i agree.

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            • dancingmaniac3
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2003
              • 1873

              #7
              lmao arch...ROTFL...dont know why but thats hilarious...stupid owls...fuck u asshole...hahahahahahahha....lmfao. dont ask!!! and yes hilary duff is hot. i would bone her in a second. hahahaha...too much weed today.

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              • Brainmaster07
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2003
                • 2891

                #8
                Have any of you watched the animated LOTR series? Came out around 15 years ago... WORST MOVIE EVAR!

                It had a catchy song though "Frodo--- of the nine fingers, and the ring of DOOOOOOM" :P.

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                • scorpio1690
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4817

                  #9
                  Well, I don't know about those movies, but I sure as hell know about Jeepers Creepers 2, the movie's fucking hi-larious. The creeper man dude guy looks like fuckin Piccolo off of DBZ. It's pathetic.

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                  • Kamoa_Han_Senzui
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 1607

                    #10
                    i wanted to see jeepers creepers 2...is it any good?
                    I left the forums, but if you want to talk to me, hit me up on AIM

                    SN = SickCatBodySpray

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                    • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 3078

                      #11
                      He just said ir was bad

                      and Arch......that wasnt directed towards you
                      meh

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                      • hydrojakep
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 2293

                        #12
                        Only moviesi can think of that REALLY REALLY sucked.
                        armageddon
                        Titanic

                        good movies (some)
                        American pie 1 + 2
                        Scary movie 1 (i dont know about 3)
                        Jay and Silent bob films (all
                        Lotr (all
                        finding Nemo
                        South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut



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                        • dancingmaniac3
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 1873

                          #13
                          my favorite movie happens to be drumline. dunno why, but i like that type of stuff. ya the south park movie is hilarious, except it gets hold after seeing it alot.

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                          • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 3078

                            #14
                            Nick Cannon is a ***

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                            • drummerboy765
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 720

                              #15
                              my favorite movie happens to be drumline.
                              amen, no that isn't my favorite movie, but i do like it

                              LOTR series is teh win.

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